I will anonymously grant one member free gold!

Hello I will anonymously grant one member gold. Just comment in the below section and tell me why you would like gold membership. Also let me say I am a member not a mod, admin or the owner of the site.

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Based on 29 votes (13 yes)
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Comments ( 69 )
  • bananaface

    I want Gold, because it's what my dead Granddad would have wanted. It's been my dream since I was 6 years old. I'm doing this for my Granddad.

    Granddad.

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    • charli.m

      This made me laugh so hard :D

      You make your old Granddad proud :')

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  • allstarbunny

    I deserve it.

    I'm from India.

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    • EccentricWeird

      I fucking knew it. You lying shit.

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      • allstarbunny

        The last thing I want to do is hurt you.

        But it's still on the list.

        Now go get another job.
        Preferably which does pay.

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        • EccentricWeird

          You read that whole conversation on chat yet you post your response here. You're cluttering the comments and should be sent to Indian jail, where they put you on a starvation diet of cauliflower pakoras and mango lassi.

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          • allstarbunny

            Oh..man! Not the mango lassi! : (
            Pakodas, I can spare easily.

            And I never read that entire convo, just what I commented.

            Don't worry you'll get a better one in no time.

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  • Legion

    thats a sweet thing to do

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  • Is the shit really good?

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  • Aliceee93

    I squeeze cows teats for a living to feed the world! Along with many other farmers.. I need some respect please ;))

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    • You mean you collect milk?

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    • squirelhunter

      No they're done by machine

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      • Aliceee93

        Yes. But every cow has to have some drawn out by hand first.

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      • Depends where you go. Some farms are not factorys yet but they cost more to buy from those type of farms and they are a lot smaller. From a factory farm it will cost 2.00 for a dozen eggs and from a none factory it will be 13.00 for a dozen eggs.

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        • Aliceee93

          Cause factory farms are caged hens that's why there cheaper! Duh.

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          • That was kind of my point.

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            • Aliceee93

              :/ well you should buy free range.

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  • o_0

    this is so kind of you if you want to give gold to any on.. but I think you just check out through comments of users on different posts to have an idea who most deserves it.
    I would have asked maybe but someone really kind gifted it to me already and I guess I'm trying to utilize it positively and fully.

    so any one who you think will make a good use of it must be given cause if you look who wants it , almost everyone does.

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  • PureLikeSnow

    I should get gold because it would be something nice to receive for a productive summer break. During my break I lost 41 pounds and searched everywhere for work. To my dismay no one hired me, but I took it upon myself to work in the fields. My birthday passed a few weeks ago, and I didn't receive anything. The gift of gold would compensate for that.

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    • It was my birthday too! Congratulations and Happy birthday to you.

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    • howaminotmyself

      Happy belated birthday!

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      • PureLikeSnow

        Thank you!

        It was on the 16th of this month, by the way. :)

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  • squirelhunter

    i promise todo nothing productive or useful with it infact i will continue to use feature that are already given to me as a normal user and possibly go on it less if at all. i will not use any of the new colors because they don't compliment my eyes and i will not post comment orvote on any polls or stories. if given gold i will not read post earlier to give me more time to forget it. tbis is why i diserever gold

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  • kelili

    I really need it. I'm so damn poor these days.

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    • Shackleford96

      ^Give it to her, she's nice and gives good advice too :)

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  • EccentricWeird

    I've been on this site for SEVEN YEARS and nobody has ever bothered to give me gold or love at all for that matter. I hate you people. None of you are normal.

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    • Would you like a big hug E.W?

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      • EccentricWeird

        ...yes. Yes, I would.

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        • LOL, internet hug *HUG*.

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          • EccentricWeird

            Now gimme gold.

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  • Shackleford96

    I hope someone (-NOT me-) worthy gets it!

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    • Might just give it to you to watch you rage out

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      • Shackleford96

        No, dammit, I don't want it!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Right on! If I was gonna give anyone Gold I would want to do it anonymously. A few months ago someone gave me Gold anonymously and I thought it was really sweet.

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    • So far its probobly going to be you getting it since no one will give a serious answer. To who wants it. I should probobly set a deadline though.

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I take powerdumps in my shorts so I deserve gold

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  • charli.m

    If you want to give it to someone, just do it. Making a big song and dance of it just makes you look like you want attention.

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    • Actually I just wanted to gift someone gold. I was not sure who I would gift though. So I asked who wanted it.

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I'm entitled to it. How about that?

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  • ive got food in my belly and a licence for my telly but i avnt got gold member, i love this site so does my wife

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  • isaiahh123

    i need inn gold so i can talk to my far away sister in africa privately so plz gift me i will do any thing

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  • CanadianCowboy

    Because I want to help others who's posts get rejected before they are rejected

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  • LovelyMay

    I would!!!!!!!!! I would like it because I have never had it. Isn't that a good reason? :'(

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  • Wuggums47

    Well, I don't truly think I'm worthy. There's probably someone out there who needs it more than me. I could use it because I ask questions with some frequency, but I rate others and comment more often.

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  • robbieforgotpw

    Who got it OP? May I have the privilege of private chat please?

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  • anti-hero

    Fuck you and your gold!!! I don't want it. (Reverse psychology)

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    • Than you wont get it XP...

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      • anti-hero

        No points for originality?

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      • robbieforgotpw

        No response to my comment above? You respond to everyone else:(
        I deserve gold

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        • I wasn't really sure how to reply to your comment. I thumbed you up.. Guess I could have said "Typical Robbie".

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    If you don't give it to me no one else will.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    Are you gonna give me IIN gold or just plain old gold?

    I've already got IIN gold, but if you've got some bullion around I'll take a few ounces.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Haha... I think you'll get lots of responses.

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    • Yes, but how many actually relating to the topic? Also how long do you think I should wait before ending it?

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      • RoseIsabella

        If you're I'm a hurry I'd say 24 hours. Otherwise, 3 days.

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        • 3 days it is!

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          • RoseIsabella

            YaY!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    I think it's a stupid idea keep your money.

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    • I want to do something nice.

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      • Terence_the_viking

        Donate it to charity then.

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        • I already gave to charity. Why don't you think I should grant someone gold?

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          • Terence_the_viking

            Because gold appears to be a waste of time where as giving to charity is help people in need.

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            • Why is gold a waste of time? That person gets the privilege of private chat.

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  • Hannible

    Fuck Gold go and eat shit!

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