I wish....
i didnt have to shave. | 35 | |
i could grow a manly beard. | 10 | |
i could lose 5 pounds. | 32 | |
i could gain 5 pounds. | 12 | |
i could scratch that itch. | 3 | |
people would listen to me. | 17 | |
people could hear me. | 4 | |
i could dance on the moon. | 11 | |
i had a sandwich. | 18 |