I wish....

i didnt have to shave. 35
i could grow a manly beard. 10
i could lose 5 pounds. 32
i could gain 5 pounds. 12
i could scratch that itch. 3
people would listen to me. 17
people could hear me. 4
i could dance on the moon. 11
i had a sandwich. 18
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  • frankiestrange

    I voted to grow a beard. I'm a girl, and I can't seem to get the hang of it. :(

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    • welkinson

      i was thinking about doing that and im a girl but i actually do want to not shave but am not allowed to not shave.

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    • DannyKanes

      We can swap if you like, I hate having facial hair

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      • Why?

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        • DannyKanes

          why what?

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          • Why do you hate having facial hair?

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            • DannyKanes

              Oh I just don't like having it. I have to shave quite often or else I will grow an out of control bushy beard and sometimes I wish I didn't have facial hair so I didn't have the hinderence of shaving :)

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      • frankiestrange

        But what did you wish for?

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        • DannyKanes

          Oh I don't know. From the list or just a wish in general?

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          • frankiestrange

            Haha, from the list. :3

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            • DannyKanes

              Oh from the list it'd most definitely have to be able to dance on the moon :)

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    I wish I never had to worry about money, or how to pay the bills again.

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    • Saycheese

      That would be awesome to not have to worry about.

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        I know right! lolz I never want to eat Ramen noodles again like I did in college every single meal! That sucked! I was in the city so I couldn't have a garden, and I was in a dorm room so I had no freezer for my deer!

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        • Saycheese

          You know I truely have never had ramen. Whenever I tell someone that they are always "what!?". But potatos are what I ate most of during college.

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          • Captain_Kegstand

            I still eat a but load of potatoes. The problem is that I found so many ways to cook them in college that they are delicious and I love them! lolz

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            • Saycheese

              Yes there are too many different ways. My fave are still my potato wedged that I make. mmm...

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  • Boo!

    I wish for happiness. I learned long ago from a cartoon that, that is the best option. You see theres a beautiful dove and some catches it. The dove says if you let me go I'll grant you a wish. The man wishes for money and beauty. The dove grants it and leaves. The man dies a sad and lonley life and in the end you see the picture of the dove in a heart saying wish for something pure, like happiness. I was really young when I saw it but everytime I have to wish for something I always remember that story (Not told exactly like that but somewhat) and pick happiness.
    If I had to choose something from your poll I'd choose gain wieght because that is utterly impossible for me to do.

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  • NoraBaker

    I wish the pain away :'(

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    • Boo!

      What type? The way I feel this is going is a broken heart?

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      • NoraBaker

        I wish y.. AH! Damn! I'm stuck in my answer.

        No, it's physical. :(
        Heart's happy. :)

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  • NocturnePonyFan

    I want that sandwich.

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  • Saycheese

    I wish I could make more than one wish to come true.

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  • Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World

    I wish people would listen to me.

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    • jucedaguy

      At lastt...... Peace and quiet!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I wish I could fly.

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  • anti-hero

    Can I have the sandwich whilst dancing on the moon?

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    • But of course, would you like a moon pie too?

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      • anti-hero

        Only if I can wash it down with an RC.

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        • Shoot, I knew I forgot something!

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          • anti-hero

            I will let is slide.

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  • …Space_Ghost?

    World peace.

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    • TerryVie

      how clichê...

      but seconded....
      out of the listed options though: I wish i could dance on the moon.

      All the other things, i can work on or accomplish myself if i put work into them(especially the sandwich. OP wouldn't know how i like it anyway)

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      • A special order? How about I find you some fixins and you slap it together yourself?

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  • dappled

    Dancing on the moon, please. It's my fondest wish. But that'll never happen so I'll wish for people to listen to me. But that'll never happen either so I'll go for the sandwich. You know where you are with a sandwich. I might even choose bacon because I'm in a very strange mood and I fancy breaking a few rules. Actually, no, meatball. That's what I want. Meatball sandwich.

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    • Go on, break a few rules. And then fix them. And then break them again!

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      • dappled

        Hmmm...

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  • I wish,I wish,I wish I was a fuckin FISH.

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  • I'd get the sandwich, please -the other options are really not relevant to me. And I don't really need anything...

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  • LeatherbackSeaTurtleIsABadass

    5 pounds, most definitely. Or more like 50, lol

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  • kiakia0131

    I voted for not shaving. It's so time consuming, and a pain in the butt, even though I still do it anyway lol. I wish I could see where my life will take me in ten years. Or I wish that I will never develop Alzheimer's disease. It's destroyed who my grandpa was, and it's caused a great stress on my family, and I don't want to put any more family members through that.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Definatly wishing for the manly beard. That'll be pretty kick-ass, considering I'm female xD

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  • nobleserpent

    I wish I was a better painter.

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  • that I did not grow body hair anywere except my my head .

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  • misca

    Zombie invasion. I would love it.

    "But everyone would die and blah blah it's bad..."
    Yup, that's why I would love it.

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  • SMALLS

    i wish i was normal

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    • Being normal is overrated.

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        Exactly!

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      Why would you want that?

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      • SMALLS

        it seems like normal people have an easier time with a lot of things

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  • blaster

    Wish my girl was here .

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  • Ixu

    I wish I could grow a manly beard. Sigh.. Being a woman is so hard sometimes

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    • dappled

      I actually grew one for my ex, shaved it off, stuck it to paper and glued a wooden stick to it, so she could hold it in front of her mouth and pretend she had a beard. She probably still has it (and doesn't deserve it). If I ever get it back off her, you can have it. :)

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      • DannyKanes

        Because receiving a real beard in the mail from a guy off the net isn't weird at all :P Lol, we could make an IIN post about it :)

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        • dappled

          Hehe! If someone on this site can confess that they want to post some of their underwear to me, I think I should be allowed to mail my beard-sticks. I can just say they were a typo and I meant bread-sticks. :D

          You know, you've just invoked my mischievous side. I'm going to make another beard-stick, pick an address at random out of the phone book, and send it them in the mail. Hmm... you can't get arrested for that, can you?

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          • Captain_Kegstand

            Oh My God, You are a genius! I'm so making a beard stick!

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            • dappled

              You may want to look into one of these too. ;)

              http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-have-a-wig-stick-62231/

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          • noid

            That's so great! You should totally do it! Imagining the puzzlement the total stranger would get receiving this "gift" has got me laughing!

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            • What's your address? I see a fuzzy greeting in your future.

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            • dappled

              Hehe! It's totally the kind of thing I'd do. I used to anonymously post awful books to my friends or just bizarre books like "The Pocket Guide To Tank Warfare" and inside sign it, "Just in case you ever need it - Love from Saddam".

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      • That's a little gross.

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      • Rin✿

        Send it to me. =]

        *Opens drawer and takes voodoo doll out. ◣‿◢

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        • dappled

          *eyes you* You promise to take care of it and don't feed it after midnight?

          And not use it to make me writhe in agony? :P

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          • Rin✿

            Of course. I, of all people, should know what happens to something when you spill water on it and feed its offspring after midnight. 0=)
            Sassyfrassy could vouch for that. ;)

            Oh, only if you wish me not to. ;P

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  • Maybe about two I wouldn't mind running in to, but the majority of the users here I wouldn't want to meet at all, I would see no point in it. Regardless, I'm sure the majority think so of me aswell.

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  • fucksleep

    o god a sammich right now pls

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  • jondoerandom

    Nothing, really. It's all good.

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  • NotFloydzie

    Wow. I can't really think of anything to wish for.

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    • flutterhigh

      Sounds nice. I wish I had nothing to wish for.

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      • NotFloydzie

        Aww.

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    • How about ice cream?

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      • NotFloydzie

        Oooo.

        What flavor?

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        • Coconut

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          • NotFloydzie

            Coconut it is.

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