I wish i could look more wolflike (lupine) in public

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Since I was a young girl I've felt a strong connection to wolves, they're so elegant yet vicious and convey their emotions with such flare.

I already do grey eyeshadow with black eyeliner, flicking the ends upwards to give the impression of lupine eyes but I long to wear pointed ears, yellow contact lenses and a long tail from my jeans. Sadly my children have told me they would be embarrassed if I did so saying people would assume I had issues, my son even told me people would think it was part of a sexual fetish role-play exercise.

Does anyone else long not to look so human?

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my_life_my_way

3 years ago

That’s really fucking weird. No one wants their mum to go out with a furry tail butt plug in.

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- TheDustyMagician
  
  3 years ago
  
  "No one wants their mum to go out with a furry tail butt plug in."
  
  I wouldn't mind if my mother started doing that.
  
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  - Boojum
    
    3 years ago
    
    Go on, admit it: you wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to "playfully" tug on her tail until she was moaning and her eyes rolled up.
    
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- Wolf_Mama
  
  3 years ago
  
  I don't mean a butt plug, I was thinking of a clip-on tail for the back belt loop.
  
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

3 years ago

go to the park & chase squirrels

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- CountessDouche
  
  3 years ago
  
  Don't forget to spray pee on things...oh, and take huge whiffs of various anuses around town...and fight people over various meats at the grocery store to establish dominance...
  
  This is actually starting to sound fun.
  
  Well...I know what I'm doing next weekend
  
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  - megadriver
    
    3 years ago
    
    Lol... you feeling ok?
    
    It's probably the 4th time today where you crack me up with one of your comments.
    
    Sniffing anuses doesn't sound fun, but dicking around in a supermarket (especially in corona times) sounds hilarious.
    
    Piss off some toilet paper hoarders...
    
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    - CountessDouche
      
      3 years ago
      
      I'm actually fully quarantined this week : (...which is super boring.
      
      Hahahahaha now I'm imagining a large Bulgarian man with fuzzy fake wolf ears growling at people who take more than their fair share. One per customer, gopnik
      
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- Wolf_Mama
  
  3 years ago
  
  Wolves don't often eat squirrels, only when larger prey cannot be found.
  
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SwickDinging

3 years ago

I assumed you were about 13 until you mentioned your children saying they would be embarrassed by this. At your age I find it hard to believe that you really need to come on here and ask these questions.

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- Wolf_Mama
  
  3 years ago
  
  As this website is called Is It Normal I was expecting to find a more atypical type of person on here. Society presses us to follow dress codes even in our "casual" dress and more and more I wonder if behind this borderline-mandatory façade others yearn to loosen their human appearance too.
  
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  - a-curious-bunny
    
    3 years ago
    
    Yea its called furries.
    
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bigbudchonga

3 years ago

Very normal; you are trans species. You should start identifying as a wolf and shit in the streets. If anyone complains then call them a bigot.

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- ellnell
  
  3 years ago
  
  Don't encourage that degeneracy please
  
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- litelander8
  
  3 years ago
  
  Bangers out of you lately!
  
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- Wolf_Mama
  
  3 years ago
  
  I want to look wolflike but not act like a literal animal in front of the general public.
  
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  - bigbudchonga
    
    3 years ago
    
    Is that not what a wolf would do though? You have to think about it naturally. Perhaps you should get a litter tray or "shit corner" inside your house and wet your toe a bit. I believe in you Wolf Mama, you can do it!
    
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    - Wolf_Mama
      
      3 years ago
      
      I understand that I am not and in this lifetime never will be a physical wolf, what I feel is more akin to being a wolf in a past life. Therefore I do not engage in extreme lupine behaviour eg. pouncing on prey or pooing outside. The idea of a shit corner doesn't even make sense as a physical wolf wouldn't live indoors in the first place.
      
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Meowypowers

3 years ago

Maybe wait until the kids are out of the house before you go full batshit.

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CDmale4fem

3 years ago

In 1981-1982 when I was in the Navy there was a guy on the ship he truly believed he was a Fox in a previous life and he was always making noises that he said was the sounds a fox would make. On his civilian clothes he had a gold pin of a fox with a diamond eye and he drove an Audi Fox. I think he was a bit nuts myself. Now you wanting to look like a wolf would be an interesting transition.

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- Wolf_Mama
  
  3 years ago
  
  He and I would be kindred spirits, a wolf pin is a good idea for my outfits. I wore my ears outside on Wednesday to celebrate lockdown being over, the kids weren't happy but life is too short.
  
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Wryladradofft

3 years ago

Google either Therian or Otherkin and you'll find plenty of like-minded people who identify as non-human. They also have a term for people who feel strong connections to an animal but don't identify as one (Other-hearted).

Keep in mind, outside of those communities (and other communities that are accepting of literally anything), you most likely won't be taken seriously. Plus you should try not to embarrass your children. Still, I hope you find an appropriate way to actualize your wolfishness

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SmokeEverything

3 years ago

Hey friend, I have a badly infected tooth right now that I took a whole bunch of kratom and vodka for and its 4am here currently so sorry if this isnt the most coherent response

Wearing a tail will make everybody think you're a sex pervert. Years ago I was hitching around the bible belt with somebody who insisted on doing it, almost got our asses beat before I ditched the guy out in Asheville. Everybody is going to think its a sexual thing. I told you in another topic a decent procedure for taming a wolf pack, which is probably going to be a safer option if you live in a bibley area, They dont like furries in a lot of religious places but they can all eat shit if youve got a wolf pack backing you up.

Ive only been able to manage this kind of thing with a local group of feral cats but wolves probably work the same way.

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- Wolf_Mama
  
  3 years ago
  
  Thank you for your response. I live in Brighton which is arguably the most liberal part of England, we have lots of alternative types and flamboyant LGBT people so yellow eyes, a tail and ears wouldn't raise too many eyebrows. I could never live in the bible belt. The downside of living here is the lack of real life wolves whos' trust I could gain.
  
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  - SmokeEverything
    
    3 years ago
    
    I tried a google search of "Most dangerous animal in england" and the first link says:
    
    Wasps and Bees. Dogs. Red Deer. Cows. Adder. Seagulls. Jellyfish. Fox. Spiders. Killer Whale / Orca.
    
    Im not seeing a lot of potential in taming any large groups of any of these to be remotely useful, Orca whales and some jellyfish are pretty scary if you were in a fight with one but they're completely useless on land, and wasps and bees are pretty much impossible to train to fight. Deer would probably be the one to go with, since they can beat the crap out of a person and if there are no wolves there they wouldn't have any real predators. Foxes would be worth a shot but coordinating the number of them youd need for a substantial army would be hard.
    
    I think you should probably just move to a country with wolves.
    
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  - Boojum
    
    3 years ago
    
    You could make yourself socially useful by hunting the seagulls that infest Brighton's seafront. Somewhat more of a challenge than squirrels, and you could use your wolfish cunning to lure them close enough to pounce by setting out partially eaten fish suppers.
    
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MonteMetcalfe

3 years ago

You've done alot of drugs in your life haven't you?

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- Wolf_Mama
  
  3 years ago
  
  How are we defining " a lot"? I won't deny I've experimented but I've done nothing too extreme and the yearning to be lupine came long before that.
  
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  - MonteMetcalfe
    
    3 years ago
    
    Enough to make an adult woman think she's a wolf.
    
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Grunewald

3 years ago

A post on the subject of 'species-bending' that starts 'since I was a girl' makes me wonder if you mean that you were once a boy. Normally I would assume it meant 'since I was young' without question, but on topics like this...

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- Wolf_Mama
  
  3 years ago
  
  I'm a cisgender woman, I should probably have clarified that. What I meant is I've felt this wolf connection since I was perhaps 7 years old, the other children thought I just really enjoyed wolf games but its an integral part of who I am.
  
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WhiteTile

3 years ago

All G baby, if u wanna be a wolf cool retards are changing their wh9le gender if u wanna be a wolf I don't see the harm in it 😜😂🤣

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lolasprat

3 years ago

If my momma did that I'd die of embarrassment.

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[Old Memory]

3 years ago

Just so you know wolves aren't "vicious". They have the very lowest attack rates on humans of any apex predator on earth. Just saying. I guess they can be pretty vicious toward prey animals like elk or deer though.

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- Wolf_Mama
  
  3 years ago
  
  Any animal that can hunt a bison is vicious to me.
  
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dicksteele

3 years ago

Yiff in hell.

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