I wish my name was brandon

30% Normal
23 Comments

Brandon is such a manly name. I wish it was my name instead of Ken. I fucking hate my gayass name because of the Barbie stereotypes

Voting Results
30% Normal
Based on 30 votes (9 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 23 )
  • DADNSCAL
    2 years ago | pl

    Brandon sounds gayer than Ken, even though Bruce Lee’s son was named Brandon.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    6
    6
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    2 years ago

    whats the frequency kenneth?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    5
    5
      -
    • dirtybirdy
      2 years ago

      REM...one of my faves

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      2
      2
  • sweetone89
    2 years ago

    Well, change it!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    4
    4
      -
    • SkullsNRoses
      2 years ago

      I used to know a guy who paid £36 to legally change his name from Ashley to Ash, £12 per letter.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
  • momgetthecamera
    2 years ago

    Brandon sounds so boring, Maximilius or Caesar is more majestic

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • dirtybirdy
    2 years ago

    Pffttt....my best friends son is Brandon and he is is gay and very flamboyant...no issue with me on that aspect, however my boyfriends name is Ken and he's the best man I've ever met. You're being silly and childish

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • GuvnorsOtherWoman
    2 years ago

    I prefer Kenneth to Ken as it seems more dignified but it's perfectly normal to wish you were called something else. I hate my birth name so I changed it.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    That reminded me of when I wished my name was Michael.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • MonteMetcalfe
      2 years ago

      Michael is way better than Brandon.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • megadriver
    2 years ago

    Ken is an alright name, just introduce yourself as Kenny.

    There are far worse names than Ken...

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • beefcurtains
    2 years ago

    I think its normal to not like your name. A lot of ppl go through that phase but grow out of it as they get comfortable in their own skin.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • SwickDinging
    2 years ago

    Brandon sounds quite effeminate to me.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    Kenny from South Park is a straight G.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • Somenormie
      2 years ago

      Oh my god! THEY KILLED KENNY!

      YOU BASTARDS!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • RoseIsabella
        2 years ago

        https://youtu.be/cE1psVNPlx4

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
  • libertybell
    2 years ago

    I'll be honest. I love the name Ken. It's one of my favorite guy names.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • PurpleHoneycomb
    2 years ago

    I think most people go by Kenny now rather than Ken or Kenneth.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • hauntedbysandwiches
    2 years ago

    Brandon and Ken have the same sound to it

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Pilum
    2 years ago

    Ken doll. Lol

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    Change it then.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Cuntsiclestick
    2 years ago

    What about Ken from Street Fighter? He's pretty cool.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    Kenny is a good name for you

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0