I wish to be reincarnated as a snowman

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I have always wanted to be born again as a snowman! I look up to figures such as frosty the snowman because there just so amazing! Also the thought of having snowman sex and giving birth to snowman babies, ah, so good!

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Based on 42 votes (9 yes)
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  • Dulse.
    9 years ago

    Can anyone say next year's bad Christmas movie plot?

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    • Holzman_67
      9 years ago

      I try and say it but the words get stuck in my throat

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      • Dulse.
        9 years ago

        Good. Let's not speak of this bad movie idea again.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Breaking news: ISSL poor salt over OP and post the video online.

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  • pastor_of_muppets
    9 years ago

    And don't forget about the amazing sensation of somebody that rips off a piece of your face to throw somebody with

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Becoming a snowman is not a good idea, Op. You see, I like to demolish snowmen with my car sometimes and I might accidentally hurt you.

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  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago

    No business like snow business

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Watch the live-action film,"Jack Frost". Michael Keatong does in a car accident and gets reborn into a snowman, who gets a second chance to bond with his sun.

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  • ifellover333222
    9 years ago

    But you'll eventually melt and you won't experience that thrilling sensation anymore..

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  • squirrelgirl
    9 years ago

    Giving birth is my fetish, so rain or snow, I find it erotic.

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  • Anonymous200
    9 years ago

    What will happen when spring rolls around?

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    • MasterOfWaffles
      9 years ago

      He dies a slow, painful death. That's what happens.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    springtimes a comin

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  • 213
    9 years ago

    Go get help

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