I worship my girlfriend she is my goddess

I love Her I adore her I worship her my sweet hear my wife to be

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Based on 641 votes (542 yes)
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Comments ( 33 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Oh dear...

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  • VioletTrees

    It's cool that you love your girlfriend. Just remember that she's a person, and you're equals, yeah?

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    • Mmmpfh

      And keep in mind that her opinion will always outweigh yours because she has boobs. :D

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  • If i slept with your girlfriend... Would that make me like... Your god?

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    • robby7575

      How about I chop your cock and balls off and shove them up your ass then you can be god to yourself asshole

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      • Woah woah woah bro...

        You are not touching my balls! That is your girlfriends job.

        But i will forgive you my son.


        <{*^*}>

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  • davesumba

    That is unhealthy.
    My ex didn't like that i absolutely loved her and everything about her, thought she was perfect, and put her so high on a pedestal, and it really bothered her and caused problems in the relationship.

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    • VioletTrees

      Yeah, pedestals aren't fun places to be, honestly.

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      • davesumba

        granted i didn't "put her on a pedestal," that's just what she says, because she had severe insecurities and self consciousness, so she didn't believe what i said and thought i was lying.

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    Chill.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    Get a pre-nup.

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  • alv1592

    Does she adore you the same way?

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  • Sailor_Cosmos

    I don't see anything wrong with this as long as she feels the exact same way about you.

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    • robby7575

      Thank you sailor_cosmos thats the best comment on this whole post

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    • robby7575

      She does I am her God

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  • Goomats

    It's nice that you love your fiance, but she is not a deity. You will be sorely disillusioned later if you think right now that she is flawless.

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  • Avant-Garde

    ... That's very unhealthy. She's a human and she's not 100% perfect. You two should be equals not having one person on a much higher pedestal the other.

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  • I don't understand how men out there can see women as "above" them, worship them and whatnot. It's bizarre.

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    • VioletTrees

      It's creepy, to be honest.

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      • And a tiny bit sad.

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    • dude_Jones

      Maybe a variant of the Stockholm syndrome.

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      • Hahaha that's good, I think you're onto something.

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  • Energy

    Ain't that what you're suppose to do?! I like spoiling my girl rotten. And treating her like a Princess. Or Goddess. As long as I'm her God lolololol.

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  • nice :)

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  • KacyWatson

    That's how it should be. Honour her, worship her and obey. She owns you. Love her ownership of you and love eachother.

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  • regisphilbin

    that's romantic

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  • yourstouse

    You say.

    "I worship My Girlfriend She is My Goddess"

    So do I, in fact I worship the very ground she walks on. I might here be accused of worshiping myself, because not infrequently, I am the very ground she walks on.

    She is very dominant, and just loves having me as her slave to use in anyway she may wish for her personal pleasure.

    For example, she makes me lick the dirt off her footwear, and swallow it all.

    More later on, must close now due to time.

    Her slave.

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  • noid

    How about a current progress report on this relationship?

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  • Shnaz

    Too bad. She is on the fence about you.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Whuppah that is the sound of the whip.

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  • PapzBSlim

    That is fine if she is the same way to you. Do not get taken advantage of.

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  • VioletTrees

    OP: is she actually your fiancée? Are you engaged? Or are you just assuming that she's your wife to be?

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    • robby7575

      We,are engaged she is,my wife to be:)

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