I worship the devil and eat shit

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I pray to the devil, and I eat feces as a sacrament to the prince of darkness. I have been doing this for years, and occasionally my eyes will glow red when I get angry.

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    Are you this site's moderator?

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    • IrishPotato
      5 years ago

      Certainly sounds like it.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    Nah not normal

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  • LloydAsher
    5 years ago

    Just wondering what the blood sacrifice to curse ratio? Does a rat sacrifice suffice to curse someone to fail a test?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    per common lore princea darkness wantsta tempt the unsuspectin with riches or power or other stuff that peoples might want

    yalls thing aint gonna draw too many converts now is it?

    'i worship the devil and eat filet mignon' would prolly work better

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Wanna medal?

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