Id like to start a cult

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I've always felt like I was special, existing religions don't match all of my beliefs. I think I have more insight and the ability to lead others to a better life. I would like to create a group of like minded individuals who will follow my words, teachings and wishes. A group that will praise me as a divine individual and in return I will give them access to me, and bring them physical , mental and spiritual pleasure and fulfillment in return for their service to me.

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hymiehymowitz

6 years ago

Go eat a bag of dicks.

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hymiehymowitz

6 years ago

You're confusing my mother with your father. And if you were not trying to show the ghost your diseased tiny penis stump, you never would have been smacked.

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JohnMcBain1967

6 years ago

Yeah go start the cult of Cornholio and ask your parishioners for TP for your bunghole.

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MR.mr

6 years ago

Read the book ''cult control'' by Dantalion Jones

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Allseeingeye

6 years ago

I think you have delusions of grandeur, have you had a mental health assessment?

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yasss

6 years ago

Cult maybe isn't the best word to use, to much bad stuff associated around it, and you don't seem like a bad person. Just a group with cult like attributes :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  Maybe, but sounds better than "church of", to me. I'll be open with what my followers believe.
  
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Anonymous Post Author

6 years ago

I'm not in it for the money, I want to sleep with the women folk, be admired and worshipped.

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- StinkyPickle
  
  6 years ago
  
  Get a goddamned job as a human target at a rifle range. You are a fucking parasite.
  
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- nikkiclaire
  
  6 years ago
  
  Hire hookers, it's easier.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    6 years ago
    
    Your a fake poster.
    
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    - nikkiclaire
      
      6 years ago
      
      Says the anonymous loser.
      
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    6 years ago
    
    Don't worry, your profession is safe. It would get expensive its illegal. You only care about following some laws though don't you, sinner!
    
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    - satanniggasandpopsicle
      
      6 years ago
      
      Some laws are MEANT to be broken
      
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    - satanniggasandpopsicle
      
      6 years ago
      
      Laws are not always morale lol
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        6 years ago
        
        True,but with my religious beliefs there will be freedoms to break some laws. I will also be able.to sue if a bakery doesn't make me and my wives cakes, I will wear whatever I want in license photos, the list of benefit s goes on and on.
        
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    - nikkiclaire
      
      6 years ago
      
      You wanna start a cult to fuck crazy people, think you are a messiah, would most likely steal their money and I am the sinner?
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        6 years ago
        
        Its my cult, I make the rules. You will burn in hell for your blasphemy. This isn't the government where you will just go jail for disobedience, its.And organized system of.beliefs.
        
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        nikkiclaire
        
        6 years ago
        
        Enjoy it then.
        
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BlackCatsAreAwesome

6 years ago

You want to make money, like all religions and cults.

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satanniggasandpopsicle

6 years ago

Eh, no thanks

I like to think for myself

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  As long as your thoughts coincide with mine that's ok.
  
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  - satanniggasandpopsicle
    
    6 years ago
    
    Im a leader. I dont get leaded
    
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  - satanniggasandpopsicle
    
    6 years ago
    
    Um no. I dont think you understood what I said lol
    
    I THINK FOR MYSELF. If I disagree with you THEN I DO
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      6 years ago
      
      This happens some times, the sheep want to be the.shepherd and don't realize they do not have what it takes. Good luck to you and the path of failure and self destruction you are choosing.
      
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leah-beth1997

6 years ago

You're delusional

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[Old Memory]

6 years ago

I already worship at the altar of Goddess Florence.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  Never heard of her, I would be interested in having a battle with this false dirty in order to win your affection. You are welcome to love Florence and Me simultaneously if that would get you in.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    6 years ago
    
    Sorry, cant do.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      6 years ago
      
      Yes you can!
      
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Takuto

6 years ago

I....I'd like to join a cult........but worshipping someone isn't something I'd enjoy. Maybe I'd be Ok though....what would you 'cult' be (as in beliefs).

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  We would seek truth, you wouldn't have to worship or believe anything that didn't have sufficient evidence. If you believe in something that can be proven false you will be ridiculed and forced knowledge until you no longer possess the ignorant thought
  
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  - Takuto
    
    6 years ago
    
    Sounds good
    
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llamalover

6 years ago

I have often thought of running a cult, not one of those mass suicide, drug in the drink, fuck all of humanity kind of thing, more like an extremist group for people who think the same way.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  I think I have a position available for you.
  
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  - llamalover
    
    6 years ago
    
    As long as you didn't shun knowledge, I'd be right up for it.
    
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ProbablyAFreak

6 years ago

Yes, go for it! Don't forget to systematically claw all the money you can out of the idiotic individuals who bite into this, if they seriously act so foolish that money goes to infinitely better uses than what they would've done with it. lol. Have fun with that!

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Loganfuckingsmith

6 years ago

So pretty much make money for poor idiotic individuals? Get a life, get a job! Cults aren't good cults aren't nice so go sacrifice your lambs somewhere else!

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lordofopinions

5 years ago

Don't bother. Just convert to Islam.

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NashamaTheWeird

6 years ago

It sounds like you have issues that need to be addressed with a psychiatrist. Starting a cult is not the solution to your problems.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  My idea is more fun, if you don't understand it maybe you need your head examined!
  
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

6 years ago

judgin from this post and yalls responses yallre a shitty leader at best

hurlin insults and blatant bullshit insteada bendin peoplesta yalls will?

yallre a failure before yall even got started

nice job

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Pseodonihm

6 years ago

Are you Alister Crowly?

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- llamalover
  
  6 years ago
  
  It's spelled Aleister actually.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    6 years ago
    
    Let's just call him Mr Crowley, he had some good points and ideas. May use some but not all of them. That is occult, not a cult
    
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    - Pseodonihm
      
      6 years ago
      
      Yes but he started many cults. Mostly sex cults.
      
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