If there was an zombie apocalypse, what would you take?

A blow up doll and two pounds of weed.
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5 bottles of water, pistol with a single bullet, and an eye drop bottle filled with LSD.

An Oildrum of Vaseline and make myself too slippery for the zombies to catch, unless I wanted to get caught by a cute zombie who still had half his face and a cardboard box in the suburbs.

If there are shops around with water and food then I would take the weapons and get the water from a shop but if there is no shops anywhere then I would take the choice with most water.

I was hoping for an "Other" selection as I wouldn't take any of those.

Machete is good because ammo runs out, and I am not skilled with firearms. Two med kits is nice, more than the other options. 10 bottles of water is good, worth sacrificing 5 of them to get 100 grams of food.

Sleeping bag? really? You can just go inside any house and sleep wherever you want <.< From your choices it's kinda hard to choose. I'd want a machete because let's face it, ammo doesn't last forever. But that choice doesn't have any sort of communication.. Ah hell, I'd take a gun and shoot myself. WTB better choices!

I think i'd like to take a Unicorn with me. It can vomit rainbows on the Zombies and kill them with its man-hoof. :)

Seriously? A shot gun?

Do you realize what kind of NOISE that is going to make? You might as well just shout to the zombies "COME HERE AND EAT ME"

You'd be better off with a 22 rifle. It's low power but if you have a suppressor the zombies won't hear it.

And your ammo supply sounds pretty low too. Most people I know who own firearms carry a lot more than that on a regular basis.

As for the handgun, I'd rather have something stronger than a 9mm. Granted my own SP101 revolver would be too loud - especially with the 357 I have in it - but ... it at least has stopping power.

(and yes, when I registered it with Ruger I put down my reason for owning it as "zombies" just for fun)... although keep in mind that was an optional registration, just to get sales and any recall info etc.

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I have a better question ? were would you hide
* a car that you can drive from place to place
* a house
* a garage
* a mall
* a supermarket
* a cave
* a boat
* airplane
OMGOD THAT WOULD SO COOL WHAT IF A PLANE COULD HOVER USING SOME KINDVE REVERSE GRAVITY DEVICE SO IT STAYS AFLOAT ZOMBIES WOULD NEVER GETYOU THIER

Id take a Ax, a pistol , a sleeping bag all the food I statched in my room ( I have lots I eat alot ) . Id bring soda and alot of water since they take forever to expire.a car and a portable telivison with bullets and toss it all in a bag and my cellphone hoping it still works a prtable laptop ?

Why porno? Why blow up dolls? Become a pimp. Get real hoes, you'll already be carrying a 9mm and pimps have the best pads. You can go hunting for food, and you can easily clean water. So..... wtf?

i'd prefer 1 bottle of vodka, 9mm pistol, 1 9mm round, tissues, porno mag

i saw "machete" and that pretty much did it for me lol. really useful during a zombie apocalypse..

15 BOTTLE OF WATER, then start pissing at zombies faces, WTF?

also 15 bottles of water. that's going to slow you down. plus if a bottle is half-full the sloshing is going to attract zombies.

definately the machete, cant run out of ammo ;)

lol sleeping bag

A pair of jogging shoes and short shorts.

Unless a gold medal Olympist is chasing me, me and my succulent flesh are off the menu.

I say Machete and co because ammo will run out.