If you and an ostrich switched bodies for a day, what would you do first?

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In this scenario, you still have your human memories and you can talk. The ostrich that's occupying your body can only make ostrich noises and only has memories of being an ostrich.

I'd probably chase my coworker into the boiler room and stand there menacingly until he cries. Then I'd be like "Haha its me."
Then I'd run out the back exit making sure to make as big a mess as possible. Probably not the most exciting but it's what I came up with when my friend asked me this. How about you guys?

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    3 years ago

    Run fast af

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    • LloydAsher
      3 years ago

      Oh fuck yeah because that's going to be the fastest speed you can obtain from a bipedal form.

      Idk become an internet sensation. The worlds most intelligent ostrich.

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      • Dan13309
        3 years ago

        Haha I was thinking that

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  • dirtybirdy
    3 years ago

    Preen my glorious plumage

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    Stick my head in the sand.

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    • Grunewald
      3 years ago

      Yes.

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    • Inkmaster
      3 years ago

      Ostriches don't actually do that.

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  • Inkmaster
    3 years ago

    I'd secure my human body to make sure the stupid bird doesn't kill it. After that I don't know. Run around, I guess? Do ostrich stuff? Recreate that scene from iCarly?

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    • LloydAsher
      3 years ago

      Did you know to get good ostrich leather you need to pluck the feathers while it is still alive?

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      • Inkmaster
        3 years ago

        Why would I know that? Why would I even know that ostrich leather was a thing?

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        • LloydAsher
          3 years ago

          The more you know 🎶

          Fuck p.e.t.a!

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    A leisurely stroll down a highway.

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  • [Old Memory]
    3 years ago

    I would create a second ostrich war in Australia

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    • LloydAsher
      3 years ago

      Ostriches are not the same as emus. Ostriches would be very easy to kill vs emus.

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      • [Old Memory]
        3 years ago

        You think the Aussies will get authorization for tanks this time around? If not they won't even have time to stick their heads in the ground

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        • LloydAsher
          3 years ago

          I think it would just be easier to have a bounty system like the last time. Pay the common man to get out there and drop em

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