If you could be a toy what would you be?

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What kind of toy would u wanna be, Comment below and tell me why :)

A barbie/Doll 12
Race car 4
Stuff animal 8
Sex Toy 27
Lego 7
Other 6
Wtf Kind of question is that? 11
Every toy possible 5
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  • lc1988
    11 years ago

    Vibrator

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  • TerryVie
    11 years ago

    I would LOVE to be Lego.
    But by a public majority vote, i'd probably end up as sex toy -_-

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    • Wambo37
      11 years ago

      haha XD

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Remote control airplane toy, especially if you could have full control of your toy self. I would love to just fly up at night and look down on all the lights.

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    • bigtoy
      11 years ago

      Buy an air ticket...

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  • bigtoy
    11 years ago

    I'd be Ken, Barbie's boyfriend, so I could have girls taking my clothes off...lol

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    BB Gun.

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    • Wambo37
      11 years ago

      I would play with you all day.

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      • NotFloydzie
        11 years ago

        I'm sure you would.

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  • dollguy
    10 years ago

    who wouldnt want to be barbie you have a house a car and no troubles! if i got bored i would make out with other barbies and you never know what girls really do with their barbies ;)

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals
      10 years ago

      With a sex toy you DO know ;)

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      • dollguy
        10 years ago

        yea but i wouldnt want to be a female sex doll and have dudes do stuff to me

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  • Failedcasanova
    11 years ago

    Boxing gloves or kids football helmet.

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  • BiSexKid
    11 years ago

    Most likely a dildo

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  • Legion
    11 years ago

    I would want to be an R/C car or plane, especially one of the nitro powered ones. I would have so much fun outside, going really fast, and plus, i can show off my new wheels to my car friends!

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  • Ryan556
    11 years ago

    Uh teddy bear to a horny girl in collage a teddy bear with a penis

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  • kingbilly
    11 years ago

    A wid be a dildo aw the pussy u could want Mmmmmmmm

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    • BundleLoop
      11 years ago

      What if I gay cupple wants to use you for An anal project ;)

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  • ㅤㅤㅤ
    11 years ago

    A resin doll.

    So long as I have a good owner.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      sounds creepy, like a ghost:)

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      • ㅤㅤㅤ
        11 years ago

        Woooo~

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          Aaaaah *runs out slamming door*

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  • CarsGirlsGunsMoneyMade
    11 years ago

    GO SLINKY GO!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    a hoola hoop, some cool girls swing them

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I could be a teddy bear, but I dislike children.

    If I was a sexy toy, I'd be able to make allot of people very happy;)

    Decisions, Decisions.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    A squeaky doggy chew toy.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I'd say sex toy but they can be used on men too and I'm wondering whether it's worth the risk.

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