If you could instantly learn just one new language?

The opportunity arises for every single person on the planet to download one language into their brain and speak it as well as a native, which one would you choose? Specifically language, by the way, NOT accent.

German 43
Urdu 5
Arabic 16
Japanese 100
French 33
English (American) 4
English (English) 3
Bengali 3
Portuguese 8
Russian 29
Swahili 3
Spanish 53
Dutch 4
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Comments ( 53 )
  • Uzzie101

    German, so I could go up to my German teacher and say "fuck you!" in german.

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  • Ms.difficult

    Where is italian???!

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    • dappled

      The languages that are not here, are not here because they are spoken by fewer people than the languages that are here. I had to draw the line somewhere!

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  • Jessie735513

    Klingon or Na'vi

    xD

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    • Klingon! Haha I didn't expect another Trekkie!:D

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  • ingrid

    as if you didn't put italian?

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  • BUGABOO-666-

    I totally didn't expect the high votes for Japanese. I only want to learn Japanese because I'm in love with Japanese culture. I want to be able to understand what makes up nearly half of my music library. haha

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  • Japanese seems to be the winner. Although I can see why, I didn't expect it.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      Japanese! I would be the coolest kid in school if I knew that in my teens. I also could 1up my AntiUS(ProJAPAN)friend by making all these Asians friend before they did. I would have love pissing them off. They would have worshiped me like a god.

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  • seascape

    Chinese so I know what I'm ordering.

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  • Webbster

    Ojibway. I've always been interested in Native Americans and their culture. It saddens me to see so many of them not learning the languages of their ancestors so I've wanted to learn one to help preserve their memory.

    Plus, it's fun to know languages not many people know (Norwegian, Ojibway, African tribal languages, etc) because you can talk shit to people and they most likely will not understand you.

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  • Fleabitten2

    I would choose either Mandarin Chinese, Icelandic, or Finnish.

    Chinese because it's the language of the future, but I don't actually want to study it.

    Icelandic because it's what I'm studying now--it's such a beautiful language!

    Finnish because it is a very interesting language, very beautiful, and *extremely* difficult.

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    • Lord_Of_All_Cabbage

      When the fuck did chinese become the language of the future?

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  • German

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  • VsegdaTemnata

    Oh Arabic is so beautiful-sounding in music :')

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  • penguin1

    Spanish for me. I already know a little. I'd like to learn more though.

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  • somaspecialist

    Spanish so i could talk back to all my latin friends! And i could order something correctly at King's Taco

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  • baby_princess

    Hindi and arabic

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  • reneerenee

    I wish you put up Finnish. Im learning Finnish now and its so hard to learn! But fun! Moi! Moro!!

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  • $$AngelCake$$

    I speak English and Russian. But there are sooo many Spanish people in my state. I wish I could communicate with them.

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  • Thatguy777

    I would choose German, because I would eventually learn their accent. Then I would sound BAD ASS :D

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  • rk2876

    Spanish. That way when the mexicans finish taking over america maybe they will let me keep my job.

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  • SteamBoat

    I love manga too!!! That's why I'd want to learn Japanese, but if you had put it up there I would have chosen Hebrew first.

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  • volgan15

    Russian or German :)

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  • I want Japanese so I can easier become mangaka

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  • None I'm learning Klingon XD

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  • yournewBFF

    Enchain. It was the first, it died, it's epic.
    Not to mention the Newspeak Theory that if it can not be said it cannot be felt so it would be interesting to see the mindset of our ancestors.

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  • Mutt22

    Aww you didn't put Hebrew up. I would love to learn it just because I think its very unique and a beautiful language. I would also like to learn Italian and Irish as they are part of my Heritage make up, two other languages you didn't add.

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  • tacoswaffleslove

    i said spanish...so spanish class wouldnt be so hard XD

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  • blackanesegirl

    i say russian...just coz...

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  • cherrytomato

    Go for Spanish, also want to learn French.

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  • YOUSICK

    Japanese!!! because of the mangas.

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  • Ennue

    Japanese because I love anime and I want to watch the original versions without having to read the subs. LOL.

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  • IAmTheCynic

    Japanese. I find Japanese people and their culture interesting, and would love to be able to speak with them fluently. So far, I only know enough to get by.

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  • Ms.Caffinated

    JAPANESE!!!!!!!! I LOVE manga! And I LOVE the culture! Been obsessed with japan since I was 10 lol :D I know a few sentences already but i really suck lol

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  • 12kc34

    spanish cuz it is the shit

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  • CornedBeefAndCabbage

    I'm torn between German and Russian. They both sound badass. I also agree with other comments. Hebrew and a Native American language would be cool to learn. All 4 are in my heritage but it's a shame none of them were passed down through the generations.

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  • SuperPotato

    I would definitely want to learn Swedish. :D

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  • rin

    Mandarin Chinese. Learning the tones seems difficult so if I could automatically just know it that would be awesome. Than I could learn other tonal languages more easily!

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  • ya-lyublyu-tebya

    Finnish.

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  • ...no one said korean??

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  • disthing

    Chinese.

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  • Portuguese because my moms from Portugal and once you speak one Latin based language you can learn the rest easily, Spanish French and Italian.

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  • littlemsEMOtional

    People think hebrew is interesting?lol I guess to someone it could be interesting. I never thought of that I should use it more.

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  • FRENCH! :).i like french kissin,french fries,french toast sticks.i should like french then lmao.

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  • misamisa654

    German or Japanese

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  • oxfwil

    What about Hebrew?

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  • CruelHeartz

    JAPANESE!!!!!!!!

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  • Treynine

    French so I can speak it to sexy girls haha

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  • oogliebooglie

    Arabic so I can talk with my family. :)
    I don't need an 'instantly learnt' for Japanese because it's so easy (compared to Arabic. I've been trying to learn Arabic my whole life but learnt more Japanese than Arabic in a couple of weeks.)

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  • screwface69er

    English American?????????????

    That isn't a language its English but pronounced and spelled wrong in some areas.

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  • jealouC

    i clicked "urdu" but i have no clue who the fuck talks in urdu.. is that even a real language? i'm gonna google that shit..

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  • 1Testing

    Torn between Chinese and Japanese. It's all for the video games though, haha.

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