If you could only use your mouth for one purpose, what would it be?

The other two functions would happen with your asshole.

Eating 3
Breathing 3
Talking 3
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  • ThirdTesticle

    Sucking my own dick

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  • Nikclaire

    I would replace talking with texting (not far from current reality), breathe out my ass (if in this weird world, my nose has become obsolete) and eat normally.

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  • yea I choose to eat and talk out my ass. Breath out my mouth, dont want to breath my smelly fart.

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  • raisinbran

    Breathing. I don't have to eat or talk in public.

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