If you had a slave, what would you want it to do?

kiss a hobo 30
scratch your back 89
massage you 294
fight with a hillbilly with dog food 53
get naked 475
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Comments ( 52 )
  • DiscoDuck

    I'd want it to kick your ass

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    • me too

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  • mizeka

    Get naked? And that's it? Should I just watch the slave and jerk off myself? :(

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  • Trismegistus

    Master:Go away.Go free.
    Slave:But master!I can't live out there all by myself!
    I would die!
    Master:ehm..Damn.
    Slave:Do you need me to massage your prostate?
    Master:No,my prostate is fine.Go have some fun.
    Slave:Fun?
    Master:Yes fun.
    Slave:Like what?what's fun?
    Master:Getting drunk?Scoring girls?dancing around?You know,fun.
    Slave:I don't know fun actually.
    Master:You got to be shitting me.
    Slave:Shit?
    Master:Just get the hell out of here.I need to take a nap.
    Slave:If you need me I'll be in the kitchen cooking.
    Master:Whatever.

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    • Trismegistus

      Go find the Holy Grail.:)

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  • YOUSICK

    free the person.
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    This question is bullshit.

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    • kit291

      true... i wouldn't want a slave thats cruel..

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  • Biohazard

    none

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  • 3Swats

    I think each person here. Should get u as their slave for 1week a Piece. In my case- your Ass I would Blister with my Belt Daily for 6Days...u need a Good Beating.

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    • kit291

      that sounds to sexual...

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  • kracker

    Your just trying to get your rocks off, Go to a porn site

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  • Serenity16

    i'll make him happy, take good care of him. in return he should really love me and care. then when he gets used to me, i'll free him. he'll be my bf and we'll help each other
    i know this sounds silly but...

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  • TowerofHope

    A slave? It? Last time I checked a slave is a human being, not a pet or something even though they may be treated otherwise, I would free the slave, and try to free his/her friends as well if I could. *_*

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  • Memox

    When I thought slave, I seriously thought about this pokemon looking thing. Damn, you meant human? I guess I would set him free, I don't need a slave.. That's what friends are for.

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  • b454

    Ummm... What?!?!? I'm capable of doing things for myself. What kind of question is that!?

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  • 343Boy

    164 people are rapists.

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  • RabiesGreen

    Fashion montage at the mall, get matching clothes from Khols, a similar hair cut, some Armani sunglasses, we'll go tanning, share a strawberry frappuccino, go see a movie, play a little golf, go to a water amusement park with matching bathing suits, do a ritual to become blood brothers and then I'll set the slave free. Everyone has the right to be like me silly. I'd literally do that just to say I did.

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  • 343Boy

    I'd have them go on a vacation.

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  • dude what the hell boy you sould slap your slef becuse thats stupied. A slave really what is worng with you

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    • WiseGuy1000

      Wrong*

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    • Doyourthang66

      Stupid*

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    • JohnSpartan117

      *Self

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  • CHICKENISH

    Get nacked

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  • Wubwubwub

    Massage me while i get naked..

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  • la_uva_mojada

    If I had a slave I would be nice to him/her and have him/her suck my toes and THEN I would let them free.

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  • lululu

    if my slave was handsome, i'd tell him to get naked and massage my body!! hehe i was joking! i could never exploit a slave...i would free him.

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  • Xer

    NONE OF THEM. I want persocon. I WANT TO BE HIDEKI WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.lol

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  • keltic.monkey

    i always wanted a helper monkey in a butler costume that just rolled joints all day.
    that would be funny as fcuk. BUT it is still exploitation, and i like monkeys more than people any how.

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  • norcalbuddha

    I would want you as my slave, and make you feel degraded, starved, raped, beaten...you get the point

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  • charline

    I would want them to come form Iraq, Iran or Israel instead of the main spots - AFRICA ETC. I would want them to exploit other slaves who are trafficked day in and day out within the west. I would cause them to slave as sex workers, the orignal deal right?!
    I would cause them to be children and women who have to prostitute themselves to stay alive because they've fled their war torn country, should I continue...

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  • johnho

    sex slave it is all for fun since there is no such thing as a slave these days unless you count wives?

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  • Doyourthang66

    Free them xD

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  • misslogical

    Shit I got one of them in real life my boyfriend always tells me if he knew I was a sex addict he would have never talked to me there's a difference between freak and sex addict

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  • misslogical

    Tell him to eat me out all day and make me orgasmn with his dick every 30 min...he'd be my man/sex slave I'd treat him like a human being I'd just be sexually abusive in a good way...is that fair enough?

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  • strippednakedmale

    Not sure what I'd do with a slave but I know what I am being used for as a slave to two sisters, 18 and 19 years old. I started as sort of a money slave for the older sister among other things. She has had to move away for just a few months but almost the very day she left, the younger sister took over. She is quite cruel and has turned me in to her makeup shopping slave. She taught me what makeup she uses and when she wants something I have to go buy it, usually alone. When I'm around her she humiliates me by making me wear a bra, panties, lipstick and nail polish ALL THE TIME, even in public. She has other plans for me as well such as having my ears pierced, nails and hair done and has also started telling her friends to make me buy them stuff and make fun of me. But a confession; I like it. It is getting quite public though since I'm in the womens sections almost every day.

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  • Boomhower

    Sex slave! Whooo! I'm imagining some tan, muscular, pool boy with an accent slave lol. Yeah, he should probably get naked. Yeaaaaah.

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  • rico30

    I'd hire him. Then he wouldn't be my slave in one respect. Plus I could get him a medical plan and claim back on his expenses.

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  • LittleLover

    I would care for them and become good friends and help each other. Then if they wanted too i would let them go and live their lives

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  • meowmeowmeow

    give me a massage (: i'd treat it like a normal person as long as it massaged me c:

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  • pinktrench

    wash my sheets

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  • I would emancipate them

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  • imalegend97

    pleasure me gizzes

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  • Treynine

    He would be more of an indentured servant

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  • jessicia16

    id tie him up and oral him, then put makeup on him and pratice dressup :D ofcourse clean my room every day! :):):)

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  • 053

    In my opinion nothing beats properly scratching that never can reach itch.

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  • Hahaha! kiss a hobo! I would so make 'em do that.

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  • timebobbu

    use him as my stuntman

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  • harshita

    never leave me alone ..

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  • lo-may-thu2019405

    marry her

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  • reneerenee

    clean, cook, etc etc etc....

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  • TheTodd11

    Pick Cotton???? Dah

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  • if it was a girl..and uhh hot..then GET NEKED!
    but i would just beat the guys ass if its a guy LMFAO!...ohhh man im a asshole lolz

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