If you had to assign yourself a royal title what would it be?

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If you had to place yourself in one of these royal standing which would it be. These are all in order and I took the time to look them up. Some of them are the same rank but different gender. Like Queen/King, prince/princess, Earl/countess, Viscount/viscountess, Baron/baronette, Duke/duchess, Marquess/marchioness.

I could not actually find jester in the standings so I put that at the bottom. I wanted to add merchant but not sure if that one counted as royalty and is above joker. I separated it for the reason I wanted to see which people specifically voted for those positions.

Like if we have more Queens apposed to kings. So yeah based on your personality, leadership, and own personal qualities please vote what you think you would be best at. I put this under appearance since it would be how you see yourself.

King	27
Queen	13
Prince	12
Princess	29
Duke	19
Duchess	11
Marquess	1
Marchioness	1
Earl(Count)	4
Countess	9
Viscount	1
viscountess	1
Baron	8
Baronette	0
Bishop	0
Chancellor	6
Knight	16
Merchant	4
jester	12

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KnightNigelWellingtonXXI

10 years ago | pl

This question was made for me.

Signed,
Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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dom180

10 years ago | pl

King Dom.

Ba-dum tissh.

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- Shackleford96
  
  10 years ago
  
  Is it sad that it took me like a whole 5-10 seconds to get that when I first read it? Lol.
  
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  - dom180
    
    10 years ago
    
    To be honest, I actually thought lots of people wouldn't get it. I was going to put "King Dom CLXXX" (King Dom the 180th), but I thought it a step too far. I'm glad it's not as subtle as I feared, though :)
    
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      10 years ago
      
      Yeah, that definitely would have lost me then. Haha!
      
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Shackleford96

10 years ago

King's advisor maybe?

So long as I get to live in the castle :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  Aw that is actually a very good answer. I probobly should have added that one.
  
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  - Shackleford96
    
    10 years ago
    
    Thanks. I thought for sure one of those you had already listed was that. I don't know what several of them are.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      10 years ago
      
      They actually had a lot more. I just did not add them all since if I did I would have had over 30 choices. So I just added the main ones. They had a list of secondary and third titles all under each one of these titles.
      
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      - Shackleford96
        
        10 years ago
        
        Nothing's wrong with having lots of poll choices (if you have the time, that is). You should have put more in! :)
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        10 years ago
        
        I didn't want to sit here for an hour adding every single one in.
        
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anti-hero

10 years ago

High Chancellor.

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- anti-hero
  
  10 years ago
  
  Or Count Chocula.
  
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[Old Memory]

10 years ago

Gypsy

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[Old Memory]

10 years ago

You may call me Emperor Thisis. :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  I didn't add emperor. You would outrank a king though.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    10 years ago
    
    Hehehe, I know. ;)
    
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- davesumba
  
  10 years ago
  
  Make sure to keep an eye on your groove, otherwise you may lose it and have to find it again on a long perilous journey.
  
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  - disthing
    
    10 years ago
    
    Did you know that was a play on a more famous story: The Emperor's New Clothes?
    
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    - davesumba
      
      10 years ago
      
      I did not, I think I prefer the groove though.
      
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- robbieforgotpw
  
  10 years ago
  
  I think a suitable title for me is king of flatulence
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    10 years ago
    
    Royal pain in the ass?
    
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    - WhiteCrow
      
      10 years ago
      
      Since you are the original bird you may be king and I will be the knight.
      
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      - dirtybirdy
        
        10 years ago
        
        I am not the original bird. There have been others before me but I may be the first to have fully embraced my flightyness, as i am truly an aviator whereas others may have just had a bird name. Now, pardon the suspicion, but why don't you tell me who you really are.
        
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        WhiteCrow
        
        10 years ago
        
        What? I've just seen you around when I was on guest and saw your comments were funny. You have hurt my fellings. D=
        
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    - robbieforgotpw
      
      10 years ago
      
      Royal poop in the butt :-]
      
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WhiteCrow

10 years ago

White(Crow)Knight, CrowKing, The Prince of Crows, Crowster. Think thats all realy. I WOULD be King of Birds but dirtybirdy is the original bird, so I will be White(Crow)Knight

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- robbieforgotpw
  
  10 years ago
  
  You've only been here long enough to be an apprentice at best, perhaps a page.
  *sharts a puddle
  
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bananaface

10 years ago

I share a birthday with Marie Antoinette (think she was born a few years before me, though:P), so that *obviously* makes me the Queen. Of everything.

But please don't chop my head off like they did to her!D: The rumours aren't true, I don't taste good in a fruit salad. I actually *will* let you eat cake!

Nah, I'm just a mere commoner. A peasant. However, Baronette sounds like a nice salad...I'll take that one. Crap, I forgot that I didn't want to be killed through salad devourings! Commoner it is.:(

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nkwacky

10 years ago

Duke Dexter. I like the sound of that.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  I like that too! Duke Dexter! Has a nice ring to it
  
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69

10 years ago

royal peasant, no delusions of grandeur

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  Not a royal title but Ill take that.
  
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Elliemental

10 years ago

Hmmm don't think I'd want a royal title but would love to be the infamous Elliemental mwahahahaha (maniacal laugh)!

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Dib

10 years ago

I want to be a wizard.

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- Dulse.
  
  10 years ago
  
  Me too.
  
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RoseIsabella

10 years ago

I want to be the Dutchess of Cheese!

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- robbieforgotpw
  
  10 years ago
  
  Limberger? Actually limberger would be me
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    10 years ago
    
    I would be cheesecake!
    
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    - robbieforgotpw
      
      10 years ago
      
      See the post about a Siamese cat or is it your post? The cat that races in circles for supposedly a half hour before it can take a dump...I hope I don't have you confused, you have a Siamese to the best of my recollection.
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        10 years ago
        
        Nope, that's not my post. My Siamese is hella chill. He's sitting in my lap looking ice cold right now at this very moment!
        
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dirtybirdy

10 years ago

Too late to edit...do over...keep it simple...I'll try.......ugh.....

Deputy Dodo, Duchess of Dirty, accompanied and accosted by my accomplished accomplice, the Duke of Dirty Earl.

Killer Queen? Ok stop it.

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- dirtybirdy
  
  10 years ago
  
  Duke of Hazard?
  Baron LeChrystler?
  Grand Marquess?
  Viscousness?
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    10 years ago
    
    stop it!
    
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- shuggy-chan
  
  10 years ago
  
  Dynamite with a laser beam
  
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  - braintrip
    
    10 years ago
    
    or a ray gun
    
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    10 years ago
    
    Guaranteed
    
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    - shuggy-chan
      
      10 years ago
      
      Blow my mind, everytime
      
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      - dirtybirdy
        
        10 years ago
        
        ...or your head gasket
        
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        10 years ago
        
        Well you know use guy are always thinking with our *cough cough* brains =P
        
        And blowing head gaskets can be mess to clean up
        
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davesumba

10 years ago

I'm Baron Sumba. But I am a flamboyant young fellow, so people like to call me the Baron S.

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[Old Memory]

10 years ago

I want to be a lord! Why isn't lord on here?

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- Justsomejerk
  
  10 years ago
  
  You are a lord.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    10 years ago
    
    Okay, thanks!
    
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    10 years ago
    
    You are drol(l).
    
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eye_candy

10 years ago

princess eye_candy

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Anime7

10 years ago

This one kid called me Squire once so lets go with that. I don't know if he meant it as an insult but I kind of like it.

Squire Anime.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  There is 3 steps in becoming a knight. It goes the page, squire and knight.
  
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  - Anime7
    
    10 years ago
    
    Interesting.
    
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Jeaneathean

10 years ago

Duke......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP0HHX4Ur9g

Bingo.

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[Old Memory]

10 years ago

earl gaylord hardwick

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imadragon

10 years ago

I'm a damn lady-king.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  a what?
  
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  - imadragon
    
    10 years ago
    
    A woman who is king..
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      10 years ago
      
      I think that would be a Queen.
      
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      - dirtybirdy
        
        10 years ago
        
        How 'bout Qing, since q kinda has a k sound. I say yes.
        
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      - imadragon
        
        10 years ago
        
        No, king. Queen is for the person slightly under the king.
        
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        10 years ago
        
        You know that Ladys can not be King. That is called a Queen. No its not very fair but they did have incidents like Elizabeth who was the only ruling Virgin Queen.
        
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myownopinions

10 years ago

Viscountess: above a baronette and below a countess.

I just like the sound of the word. It's a nice title.

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disthing

10 years ago

The Man.

For example... The Man Disthing.

"Good evening The Man Disthing, how may I be of assistance your royal Man?"

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- [Old Memory]
  
  10 years ago
  
  That was really funny.
  
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FruityGoofyFaggot

10 years ago

The queen of all that exists and all that will ever exist. I am everywhere, but I am nowhere.

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KeddersPrincess

10 years ago

Overlord.

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[Old Memory]

10 years ago

"king of all cats"

-Tommy, king of all cats.

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bemah

10 years ago

Jester

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The_Devil

10 years ago

Honorable Chairman.

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shuggy-chan

10 years ago

High Lord Shug

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Vladimir_Putin

10 years ago

Fools are quick to honor themselves since no one else will do it for them.

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  10 years ago
  
  I waited a few days. Is that long enough?
  
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braintrip

10 years ago

Princess Ray.
Now bow down, bitch.

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  10 years ago
  
  How about Princess bubblegum since you are sweet like Candy. Isn't Ray a boys name? Ray like Raymen?
  
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  - braintrip
    
    10 years ago
    
    nah my nicknames ray (by shuggy) my real names racheal
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      10 years ago
      
      Rachael? Thats a beautiful name.
      
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      - braintrip
        
        10 years ago
        
        Thanks =)
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        10 years ago
        
        I am sure the rest of you is just as pretty.
        
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handsignals

10 years ago

Sir Fucks Alot

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Terence_the_viking

10 years ago

King of the vikings.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  Did they have kings? Sorry my knowledge of vikings is not very good.
  
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    10 years ago
    
    Yep they sure do.
    
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Hugh*Janus

10 years ago

I fancy myself as a Lord or a Viceroy. Yay cigarette advertising!

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