If you had to be a pet which one would you be?

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Cat 27
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Frog 1
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  • [Old Memory]
    3 years ago | pl

    I would be a cat! I would sleep sixteen hours a day and bask in the warmth of the sun, I would be petted, rubbed, and scratched and show my appreciation through purring! I'll love and be loved! 😸

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    • Somenormie
      3 years ago

      Same here, I'd love to have a high pitch voice, I'd love to head rub people. Purr when I'm cuddled, give people gifts with my mouth. I'd love to be bathed as well as being nuzzled but also I'd love to sleep inside my owners room. Hahaha.

      - Original poster

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  • mouldiwarp
    3 years ago

    I’d like to be a parrot because I’d retain some intelligence, be able to fly and free-roam a house, have a long lifespan (some large parrots can live over 100 years), and I’d get yummy foods like fruit or cooked vegetables. Preferably, a parrot species that doesn’t get bored easily and with good communication abilities, like a hawk-headed parrot or an eclectus.

    Unfortunately, many people get parrots without knowing how time-consuming and expensive they really are so they end up neglected or being cared for improperly ☹️.

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    • [Old Memory]
      3 years ago

      That was my step dad, he had a yellow nape parrot he only showed attention to when he had someone to be impressed. Poor bird rarely saw other living things for years

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      • mouldiwarp
        3 years ago

        I’ll bet that bird became a screamer, or developed a stress habit like feather plucking or going in circles? Did the parrot end up being rehomed?

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        • [Old Memory]
          3 years ago

          Yeah, screeching, squawking, water splashing, and a little bit of feather plucking

          I'm sure he still has the bird, he got pleasure from owning it, not enjoying it (just like his corvette)

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  • notdonaldtrump
    3 years ago

    dogs are more loyal than others

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  • BleedingPain
    3 years ago

    Well I already am a bunny... but as a normal (totally not kinky) animal, I would join the ranks as a cat.

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  • farkelu
    3 years ago

    I would be the hot French teacher's pet!

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    Wow loads of people voted for cats, I can sure tell those people are serious cat lovers

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  • geek_god_101
    3 years ago

    I would want to be an exotic bird.

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  • verynormalusername
    3 years ago

    i would be a mouse because why not lol

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    • YE
      3 years ago

      Much to the delight of 'The Witches'.

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    • Indigo1
      3 years ago

      ...because u gon die real fast

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  • moth_wife
    3 years ago

    I think being a snake would be quite fun, specifically a big one that gets held/ taken out often.

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    • COVID-19
      3 years ago

      Yea it sucks being curled up in underwear all day.

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  • COVID-19
    3 years ago

    Cat, bro. Freedom to go where I please, can jump onto tables, always land on my feet, I have speed and agility, can lay on laps getting endless attention, etc.

    I mean if you think about it it's the only sensible choice.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    3 years ago

    Cats are allowed out on their own so I'd prefer that.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    3 years ago

    Gorilla.

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    • LloydAsher
      3 years ago

      Wild where you are free but theres a moderate chance that you will be killed for you testicles by poachers?

      Or in the zoo where you become a plaything for your human overlords?

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
        3 years ago

        Planet of the apes.

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        • LloydAsher
          3 years ago

          You do realize after those inteligence tests they are going to dissect you to learn why an ape can somehow be on par with human inteligence right? Sure they'll do scans and tests to try to pin it down. Worst comes to worse they'll just lobotize you. You are too precious a subject.

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          • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
            3 years ago

            Nu hu.

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