If you had to choose

What way of dying sounds ideal to you? if you choose other, write it in the comments.

Drowning 3
Stabbed 0
Skinned alive 0
Hypothermia 2
Decapitated 4
Animal attack 0
Poison 3
Overdose 2
Bullet to the brain 15
Injection 2
Suffocation 1
Illness 0
Car crash 2
other 11
Mutilated 0
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Comments ( 127 )
  • sweetone89

    Old age??

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    • LloydAsher

      You dont "die" of old age you die of a failing organ or something else. We just call it dying of old age because that's when those vital organs start to go.

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  • randypete

    sex I would be Cumming and going at the same time

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    • You can't die from that.

      That's not an option.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I bet my life my way is the one who voted decapitated 😂

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    • MonteMetcalfe

      This just reminded me of something I was reading the other day. It was either in Laos or Cambodia during the wars going on there in the 1960-70's. One faction would decapitate people but it would take place over the course of a few days. Meaning they would slice in a little more every day to prolong the suffering.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Fuckin savages we should have just nuked their entire country

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        • Weird that you say that's savage, but you don't consider it savage to nuke someone else's country.

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        • MonteMetcalfe

          I know, that is pretty fuckin nasty.

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          • 1WeirdGuy

            If I was in charge id tell the vietcong for every 1 POW you kill we will kill 50 civilians. It would stop quickly.

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            • MonteMetcalfe

              It may have been the Pathet Lao (Laotian communists) doing it to the Hmong people during a period of genocide.

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    • LloydAsher

      Decapitation. Smart. Instant death. Did you know that the human body can go minutes without the head?

      Creed you are thinking chickens

      What did I say? °_°

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      • Yes, I did.

        Did you know you can live up to a few a days after being skinned alive?

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    • Didn't she say she wanted someone to slit her throat?

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Once or twice

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        • A thousands times, actually.

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  • jodi1955

    old age and die in my sleep

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  • RoseIsabella

    I would like to die peacefully in my sleep at a ripe, old age.

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    • What a surprise.

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  • LloydAsher

    Bullet to the brain. Quickest and not even the most messy way to go.

    Who the fuck would say skinned alive? You die of pain before bloodless.

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    • If 3 people pick decapitation, 1 person picks drowning, and 2 people pick hypothermia, you don't think anyone would pick being skinned alive?

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  • Grunewald

    Hypothermia. Because then you might be compos mentis enough to have some idea you were dying by the symptoms, but when you did finally go, it would be like falling asleep. And if someone rescued you first, then hey - you get a second chance at life.

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    • Curiouskitten444

      Agreed.

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      • dude_Jones

        Snu snu. You could help me die.

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        • Curiouskitten444

          XD

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    • normal-rebellious

      Gambler's fallacy! There's only a 50/50 chance.

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      • Grunewald

        I didn't give a probability... I just said 'if'.

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        • normal-rebellious

          I was beginning to question this logic, I'll just do what I usually do.

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  • Somenormie

    If my_life_my_way was here she would love one of these things.

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    • My guess is decapitation.

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    • normal-rebellious

      Welcome back Somenormie, how's the Japanimation going?

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  • normal-rebellious

    Yes but I do believe in God. Thanks, mate. I haven't been to priest school, I'm a Puritan.

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  • bbrown95

    Well, ideally, I'd like to just pass peacefully in my sleep, but if that's not an option, whichever method is the most instant, painless, and hopefully peaceful.

    Having owned livestock, I've heard multiple opinions on euthanizing via injection vs. bullet. It seems the general consensus is that the bullet is more foolproof if done correctly, since the injection can not be enough sometimes or the animal can have a bad reaction to it, but some people also hate the idea of euthanizing via bullet and see it as inhumane (though I haven't really heard any compelling arguments that support it being inhumane if it is done correctly, as it is almost always instantaneous). With this in mind, I'm not sure which of the two I'd pick if it were my own death. If the bullet is more of a guarantee of a quick death, likely that, though the injection seems more peaceful if it works as intended.

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    • normal-rebellious

      Red herring, it's irrelevant to having to do with the trillions of options, it's also the appeal to pity, saying it's inhumane, and the gambler's fallacy, the bullet is more foolproof if done correctly, the reality is it will kill you either way.

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      • bbrown95

        I was just trying to decide for myself which I would prefer if I had to pick. An injection, if done correctly and everything goes as planned, seems like you'll just drift off to sleep, and a bullet seems less peaceful in that regard (and more scary in my mind, since you're fully conscious until the bullet enters your head rather than drifting off), though I'm sure it's so instantaneous it wouldn't make a big difference.

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        • normal-rebellious

          Don't give up now, injections are very different, and bullets do make a difference. Therefore injections make a difference because injections are very different. Do you see what I'm concluding?

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          • bbrown95

            Yes, that's true!

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            • normal-rebellious

              Yes, I knew it.

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    • That is definitely an option.

      Now this might make me seem like an edgelord, but personally, I pick drowning.

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      • bbrown95

        I've heard that's actually pretty painful and I think it would be terrifying, which is why I didn't pick it. I obviously don't know for sure though and hope to never find out!

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        • My mom almost drowned when she was a kid. She said it definitely isn't fun.

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          • bbrown95

            Yikes, that would be terrifying! Glad she's okay!

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            • So am I!

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  • Tommythecaty

    Don’t know about all that, but the best last words I read was a guy going to the gas chamber.

    “Any last statement?“

    “Yeah I want you to sit on my lap as they close the door.”

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  • Wryladradofft

    I feel like I'd actually enjoy hypothermia tbh

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    • That's another way I would want to die besides drowning.

      If I'm going to die, I at least wouldn't want it to be boring.

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  • MyZephyr

    Why isn't hanging on the list, always a good suicide or sex-gone-wrong option.

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    • Don't know.

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  • hauntedbysandwiches

    None. I'm living forever

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    • Oh, so you think you're immortal?

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      • hauntedbysandwiches

        I am immortal

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        • If you say so.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    I always wanted to die in combat.

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    • normal-rebellious

      Combat eh? I read your profile, you'll love me if given a reason to.

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

        "you'll love me if given a reason to."

        I'll love anyone if given a reason to. but with you, unlikely.

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        • normal-rebellious

          Do you have a reason to think I'm scum beneath your boots? I'm a regular guy when almost half of everyone doesn't believe me, who goes to places hectically, wakes up with a coffee in the morning (my housemate Ken taught me that), and couldn't care less that you're silly enough to act so selfishly, especially if you're my mother.

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          • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

            "Do you have a reason to think I'm scum beneath your boots?"

            No.

            "I'm a regular guy when almost half of everyone doesn't believe me, who goes to places hectically, wakes up with a coffee in the morning (my housemate Ken taught me that)"

            Nugatory.

            "and couldn't care less that you're silly enough to act so selfishly"

            No, you couldn't. You already care.

            "especially if you're my mother"

            Peripheral.

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  • normal-rebellious

    My ideal way would be an overdose, then I would be gone without suspicion.

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    • I pick drowning.

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      • normal-rebellious

        That's nasty, at least an overdose will only kill you from making you sick.

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        • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

          Overdoses are incredibly nasty.

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      • Curiouskitten444

        Why drowning?

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        • It's just my choice of death.

          It's the best way to die. It's not so boring.

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