If you had to choose between

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Never having an orgasm again or never having a pet again which would you choose?

I give up orgasms 8
I give up pets 8
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  • Cliche1234
    1 year ago

    I hate how I feel horny most of the time so I won’t think twice about giving up organism in hope of keeping my beloved pets.

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    • RoseIsabella
      1 year ago

      I can relate.

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  • CountessDouche
    1 year ago

    You're asking this on the wrong site. Half the people here have orgasms inside their pets.

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    • dude_Jones
      1 year ago

      There is only one user on this site who’s ability to develop a theme with rudenesses, crudenesses, and unpleasant odors is exponentially better than everyone else. The utter absurdity and comfort of the essence she creates fascinates me.

      Nice work. 👍

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    1 year ago

    I've never orgasmed in my life so I wouldn't be missing anything.

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  • RoseIsabella
    1 year ago

    I would gladly give up orgasms, and always have pets!

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    Pets because I could still enjoy spending time with animals like other people's pets. Whereas I don't like the idea of not being able to orgasm, because it signifies that something is wrong with my body/health, and that's something I really can't bear.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    1 year ago

    I don't want any pets anyway so it'd be pets for me. I'm extremely surprised that the results seem to be pretty even though, I thought everyone would be voting pets.

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  • kelili
    1 year ago

    What are pets? Lol

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    • RoseIsabella
      1 year ago

      Pets are my reason for existing.

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      • kelili
        1 year ago

        I have 2 cats, 4 kittens and a puppy. I love animals but...

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        • RoseIsabella
          1 year ago

          Yeah, but I'm relatively happy being single so having pets is more important to me than having orgasms, because I'm relatively happy about not having to deal with a so called partner.

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        • RoseIsabella
          1 year ago

          ... it's just a few seconds of intense pleasure to me, it's like a drug. Yeah, I could totally give up orgasms, but without orgasms I certainly wouldn't want sex, but I kinda feel like partner is an annoyance so...

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