If you had to choose, which material would you use to wipe yourself?

This was a post many years ago, a woman wanted to sit naked on wet grass and pretend it was licking her clitoris. The cycle of IIN...

Very.

Butthole sensitive.

Hey because I dont have gold I'll just use a random post for this. But something extremely stupid just happened to me. I'm staying in a hotel and I think the cleaning people stole my pizza 😅 box in all.

Nothing else was stolen but I knew I had a box of pizza. And I still had trash in my room so now I'm sitting here like wtf is this shit going on. So I just reported probably the stupidest case of theft in my entire life.

"if you wipe with the wrong plant it's going to suck."

https://www.discovery.com/nature/Suicide-Plant
Dendrocnide Moroides AKA The Suicide Plant, its stingers are so painful that horses go into a rage & need to be put down and some people are said to kill themselves afterwards. Such as a military officer (who I assume was wearing gloves) who wiped his ass with it after taking a shit in the bushes & then shot himself.

Imagine wiping with poison ivy! We got that EVERYWHERE in my state

Commies are living in your head… rent-free !
Buh dum tssss

When I read that I imagined hard taco shells LOL

Clorox. Itll burn but at least I'll have a bleached asshole in the end.

Bidets are surprisingly hygienic