If you had to have sex with an animal which one would you choose?

Horse 296
Chicken 21
Dog 369
Sheep 71
Manatee 40
Orangutan 57
Cow 44
ManBearPig 81
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  • hellboy333

    If it was female, and If I didnt do it I'd die, Id go with horse

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  • fuzzyhippo123

    Golden Retriever all the way.

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  • CarlMinez

    German shepherds <3

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  • Digitman123

    I've had sex with my dog and it was amazing

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  • 13Intincr

    Mmmm. Dogcock.

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  • dappled

    I imagine I'd choose a human. We're animals too. And we're mammals. And primates.

    However, I do understand your question and I'm interested to see how people answer it. I hope people have the courage to answer honestly. I'm guessing they won't, though.

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    • Allistalla

      Dude what the hell! this is illegal where I come from. However I luaghed at Manbearpig.

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      • dappled

        It's illegal to have sex with humans? :O

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        • 1000yrVampireKing

          Always use a condom!

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          • dappled

            I never have sex with a ManBearPig without one! :P

            Wow, was this story really two years ago? Looking down the list of people who replied, I can't believe these used to be my fellow IINers and no longer are. It feels like I've been on about four or five different sites because of the different generations of people who've been here.

            How come they all left and I stayed? Hmm.

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            • FreakyKing2

              Yeah and I never would have thought when I made this poll there would be so many hardcore beastialty"ist" on here lol. At least some were honest when others judged.

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            • FreakyKing2

              It's ok dappy Freaky King came back just for you baby!

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  • hank752

    I'd really like to suck a horse off and shower in it's huge cum load.

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  • billyboy

    I did it once with a male doberman. It was really good! Enjoyed it a LOT!!!!

    I too wonder what a man-bear-pig is. I read once about a woman in Egypt having sex with bear, but that sounds pretty risky. I have read a number of stories of people doing it with pigs (or hogs actually, pigs are babies), both males and females. That sounds pretty damned nasty, unless one cleans the filthy critters up some first.

    I just did it that one time, but it did not hurt me or the dog, and we both enjoyed it a lot, so I don't see any big deal with it. I know the very idea, offends a LOT of people, as does incest. I was involved in that too. I am not looking for people's approval, and they are welcome to their own opinions as long as they don't try to shove them down other people's throats. But I think people's sex lives are private and they should feel free to do whatever they want to do, as long as no one else gets hurt by it, even animals. I don't think animals should ever be hurt any more than so-called humans. That is my opinion, and I have a right to it.

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  • Crazybeast

    I enjoy dog sex, I think their genitals look sexy, I also enjoy being knotted by a male dog that has balls.
    I yet to have a stallion cock touch my ass, if I do get a chance to have a stallion cock, it would be from a Mini Stallion cause they have cocks that are 12-15 inches long n 2 inches wide, I know this cause I have done the research.

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  • 69mtndew69

    huge dog dick.

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  • seascape

    ^^The guy out of the Sopranos?

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  • Gothgirl818

    Yay dog sex

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    • Steve2017

      Goth girl How old started and how?

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  • Crazybeast

    I have enjoyed both genders of dogs n a mare, but not a stallion, female goat but not a male goat, I have even enjoyed a female sheep, I even tried a female chicken.

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  • thehorsebuttgremlin

    I am a man and would like to help pleasure your animals. check my user page for contact details.

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  • SUCKSERVICE

    I've always wanted to suck a big horse cock (even as a child) but when I watched videos it wasn't all that appealing. However I used to jack off my family's pet dog & I've swallowed our neighbors dog cum when I jacked him off too. Dogs are great for sex because they like to lick cock. After school every day, I used to get our dog lick me until I shot my load all over the dog house. He would then lick it up off the floor, his muzzle or off my cock....he wanted every drop....Young boy cum....good tasting! I also had a cat that would suck my nipples every time I laid down. He loved it & so did I. The cat's claws neading my pecs were a bit too muchof a mix of pleasure & pain to be able to hold still for very long. Oh yea, he liked to eat my cum too.

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  • Legion

    I hear that manatees are the most like humans in their anatomy, and sexual habits. But dolfins, are one of the two species other than humans that have sex for pleasure.

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  • imacomputer

    manbearpig. and im super cereal.

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  • a gorilla. i would be a gorillas dead plaything

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  • rowlingstone

    Hmm... that's a hard choice to make!

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  • pandabear1209

    I would rather die than have sex with an animal

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  • boys-are-toys

    i couldn't pick one just the whole idea of having sex with an animal freaks me out

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  • chewy

    none you creep you fucking pervert bestiality is gross and pervered sex with another human being is fine but not this shit.

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    • XMrNormalX

      Ya its wrong to wanna fuck your mom because she's an animal and that's just wrong.....GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOUR GONNA JUDGE!

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    • Chewy! I found you again! Hehe :)

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  • theceilingfan

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, chicken beak. My ultimate fetish.

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  • Jeff.sex.fiend

    Im looking for a nice female and her dog to have crazy sex with

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    • Hornyallthetime

      I wouldnt mind. Where u from?

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  • Kaka7

    goldfish omg fuck yeah

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  • mr.question..?¿?

    your mother lol

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Lol manbearpig but I pick a sheep.

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  • ucipher8

    your dog milo but not the orangutang? fucking sick!

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  • little_freak

    What the fuck?!?!?!?! How do dogs get so many votes? You are all creeps! Fuck all of you!

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    • Crazybeast

      Why don't you take a Banana n lube it up with butter n shove it in n out of your ass so many times that is breaks, you might like it better then.

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  • sega31098

    I'll go with ManBearPig because it can consent.

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  • Legion

    yeah, i know. And im super cereal :)

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  • That's very disturbing. The bestiality rates on IIN are even worse than coprophiliacs. And a lot of people here like to play with their poo (judging by a bunch of polls)

    And you hear it from a guy who's nick is "dead girls don't say no". How about that as a reality check?

    BTW -the manbearpig option is hilarious :)

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  • XMrNormalX

    Check my shit out

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  • ThroughRock

    The Man Bear Pig.

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  • clathing3

    sorry but wtaf is a "manbearpig"?!

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    • It's half man, half bear, half pig.

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      • Legion

        Wait, wouldent it be half man, and half bear pig?

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        • it's a south park thing :)

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  • screwface69er

    Unicorn because our babies would conquer the earth!

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  • gross

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  • la_uva_mojada

    Beastiality is so disturbing that if faced with the situation, I would choose death over such a thing. In fact the bibles says that any many that lays with the beast deserves death.

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    • sega31098

      Yes, but I'm pretty sure the bible says choose the lesser of the two evils.

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    • clathing3

      "the beast" won't that be the devil then..? :/

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