If you signed a contract like that, would you do it for money?

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Hypothetically asking, you signed a contract of a massive monetary award if you had to have a penetrative sexual relation with a girl who hated you the most and rejected, but on time schedule, you had to go to the laboratory for bodily examination so that you test positive for her genes that you had interaction with her of this sort, how would you do it? so you get the money. Times running out...

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Based on 11 votes (4 yes)
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  • ObamaIfHeWasBlack
    1 year ago

    da fuq?

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  • RoseIsabella
    1 year ago

    Someone has too much free time on their hands.

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  • idkyourmom27
    1 year ago

    dawg mah homeboy Jequan went an got pegged an he got two centz, he regret nothin, be like Jequan dawg :3

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
    1 year ago

    The "you test positive for her genes" confused me for the longest time. I kept imagining a guy slowly morphing into the woman he just had sex with. Hey, interesting plot synopsis for some sort of sci Fi story: some sort of shape shifter who morphs into the person they have sex with.

    Anyway, if I hate them, they probably don't like me either, so would this even be consensual? I can think of several people I thoroughly dislike, but I'm still not going to rape them for money.

    If it *is* consensual, it depends on the price.

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    • LloydAsher
      1 year ago

      I imagined it like you shared the same grandpa or something. Like you are distant cousins.

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      • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
        1 year ago

        To be fair, the people I dislike the most are related to me.

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        • LloydAsher
          1 year ago

          Not as uncommon as one would think. Thankfully I come from a family that's very good. Unfortunately I'm marrying into a family that already hates us both, fuck em

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    • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
      1 year ago

      I misread this a bit at first, so they *would* hate me. I still need their consent.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    Idjusfugger

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