If you were a celebrity would you read the paper?

If something is written about me there's no way I could resist reading it, good or bad, but with a cup of salt. If it starts to affect me negatively I would stop.

I dunno, I would want to be one of those who sees and treats my craft as art, and generally stays out of the tabloids. Privacy is precious.

Nope. I'd stay away from twitter too.

Only if it was satirical in nature and not excessively praise-y *gag* I'd get a good kick out of it.

Unless it was very true and hit a sore spot. Then I might just head over to my bed and lie in the fetal position =(

Yes, because I'd be self-centred and narcissistic and wanting to know that people were still talking about me

If I were a celeb, I'd have someone read the paper (do news papers still exist?) to me. Gotta do my part to keep the little people employed.

What's a "paper"?

I stopped reading newspapers years ago. Heck, I don't even read online news. I'd much rather watch a lets play video, a video of an abandoned location, or something else that's more interesting in general.

I don't read the paper now.