If you were a chicken..
What would text to your chicken friends?
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PurpleHoneycomb
Haha. I'd probably text them about the sweet plot of grass I just found.
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RoseIsabella
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megadriver
I'm a big guy, so I'd probably be a big rooster too...
Then people can go "Look at the size of that cock!"
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Cuntsiclestick
I'd be texting all the hens that I laid an egg and we'd all start clucking. XD
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LloydAsher
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Somenormie
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Vvaas
Who is this!!! give me your user now. also i would text them to start a chicken uprising and to eat the humans
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Sarah_Is_Jimins_Number_1_Fan
i am chicken now. i have layed 20 extra large eggs since my last comment. sadly none of them have hatched. i ate mi chicki friend. taste god. i love taste of chicin. juici chicin. every day i hear chickin screams. farmer bad bad. i plan to kil bad frarmer. he stole mi eggo. gleggo mi eggo mr framer. two of mi chicin friends layed mini eggs. framer stole mini egg. now chickins friends hate framer. cickin coop to smal. it explode. more chickel screens. in conclonsion,
i chicken 20 eggs chickin taste god god taste chicken screem framer bad eggos gone frmer stoe eggo leggo mi eggo mini egg framer stole mini egg. xplodiing chickn coup chick screemsComment Hidden ( show ) -
Tommythecaty
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raisinbran
I'd ask if they'd gotten their weekly injections of hormones, antibiotics and gene modifying garbage juice yet. Our farm has a QR code scanner to determine injection status of all chickens, pigs, cows, humans and other livestock.
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Solarith
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Somenormie