If you were a chicken.

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..Would you cross the road? Why?/why not?

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  • JustAHuman
    1 year ago

    Yes. How else would I get to the other side?

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  • Vvaas
    1 year ago

    yes and create large traffic accidents on purpose

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    • Normalmember
      1 year ago

      If the chicken is in my way, and it's either him or me. The chicken probably won't survive .

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      • Vvaas
        1 year ago

        its dead body is gonna get stuck in ur wheel and make u crash as revenge

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        • Normalmember
          1 year ago

          The first time I rode a motorcycle on public roads last year, I was learning how to turn around curves. A chicken came running across the road. But I couldn't hit it, I probably would have laid my bike over and been skidding on the asphalt. True story.

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  • Somenormie
    1 year ago

    No because a car can easily speed 18-20 mph or even faster than that in this case which would likely to be faster than me and since chickens are much slower it would run me over in this case.

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  • Orphan
    1 year ago

    I wouldn't because I choose life

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    id be home listenin to bach

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    1 year ago

    I think I'd just choose to live on a farm with other chickens. I'd aim to be the head honcho of the pecking order.

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  • megadriver
    1 year ago

    Why would I tell you? I'm a big motherclucker, I do what I want!

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    1 year ago

    I's stay home and pluck myself.

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  • ospry
    1 year ago

    If I was a chicken, there's an extremely low chance I wouldn't be on a farm of some kind where access to roads is simply impossible

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    • LloydAsher
      1 year ago

      Cant chickens fly though?

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      • ospry
        1 year ago

        Not farm chickens. I'm pretty sure their wings get clipped

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  • CMFINC
    1 year ago

    id stand on the side acting like i dont see you driving . and at the last sec jump up and act like i was going to run in front of the car.. flapping screaming freak you out scar you were you hit your brakes and your wife hubby or girlfriend boyfriend yells look out. an than just go back to showing you my back side acting like nothing happened.. LOL

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  • Stinkbug
    1 year ago

    I'd cross the road to peck someone's eyes out if I didn't like them.

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  • Unknown_player
    1 year ago

    No bro I'd get run over

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