If you were a pokemon, which one would you be?

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Are you a jigglypuff at heart with a 'resting snubbull face'?

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

I'd be Pikachu even though it's basic af. I could be my own source of sustainable electricity. It's environmentally friendly, and amazingly convenient.

*Thunderstorm takes the power out*
Me: Bitch I AM the powahhh!

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BleedingPain

4 years ago

Tbh, I feel like ash right now. Just button mashing my way through adulthood, getting to the elite 4 and failing because I wasnt paying attention...

I would be a mudkip

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sickboy42

4 years ago

Magikarp.

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Cuntsiclestick

4 years ago

I'm a Pidgeot! Give me some Pidgeotite and my majestic ass will Sky Attack y'all!

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- mauzi
  
  4 years ago
  
  I always loved pidgeot, underrated as hell especially in the anime series. I always kept mine with me in Silver for Flying, her name was Swirlywind
  
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  - CountessDouche
    
    4 years ago
    
    I took a quiz & I got a jiggley puff. What is it?
    
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    - mauzi
      
      4 years ago
      
      cute and pink but concealing an evil side!!
      give us the quiz!!!
      
      also theme song for this Poll https://youtu.be/vDNzyytIw24
      
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      - CountessDouche
        
        4 years ago
        
        Hahaha sounds about right.
        
        It was brainfall "which pokemon are you?"
        
        It's like a whole new astrology of weird creatures
        
        I wanna know your pokemon, but you have to explain it coz I've never played
        
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        mauzi
        
        4 years ago
        
        i also got jigglypuff YAAAY!!
        
        why have you never played!? tbh I only ever played the old ones like gold/silver, and I play Pokemon go nowadays, you should try it!
        
        btw I would probably put you as Ninetails, because it looks like a pretty yet badass canine with a bit of cheekiness :D
        
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        Grunewald
        
        4 years ago
        
        I did the quiz and still got pikachu!!
        
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    4 years ago
    
    Yeah, I remember Pidgeotto would lose more battles than he won. I'd always try to have a pókemon from the Pidgey line on my team. I just love birds. My entire Ultra Moon team was made up of bird pókemon.
    :)
    
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    - Grunewald
      
      4 years ago
      
      I was never into pidgey much unless I got the rare pidgeotto in Viridian Forest (I played yellow). They were just too common. And level 36 seemed waay to long to wait to get a pidgeot. By that time I might as well have waited to get a legendary bird... or a farfetch'd. I loved farfetch'd.
      
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      - Cuntsiclestick
        
        4 years ago
        
        I love the legendary birds. I caught a shiny Articuno in Let's Go Pikachu. I'm hoping they make the game compatible with Pokemon Bank so I can take it with me to future games. Farfetch'd is a cutie. I rarely used one but they're cute. XD
        
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    - mauzi
      
      4 years ago
      
      Birdkeeper! yeah I love the birds too, my fav were Murkrow and Xatu, even though now I realize they are super common. I just think they look cool. I even have a Xatu figurine chillin with an actual Kachina doll in my room:D
      
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      - Cuntsiclestick
        
        4 years ago
        
        That's pretty cool! Lol those two pokemon were in my Ultra Moon team. XD
        
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LloydAsher

4 years ago

Blastoist because bitches love cannons.

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Grunewald

4 years ago

Pikachu character with slowpoke laziness.
And a touch of clefairy.

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Protagoras

4 years ago

I’d be Gazebo, and my power would be shade.

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Indigo1

4 years ago

Suicune

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

I actually had a dream once where I was a luxray.

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MissWolf

4 years ago

It's hard to say. I want to say ninetails or mightarina. Maybe that new wolf pokemon

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yeah I know the one you mean
  
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TobiasTheNinja

4 years ago

Ditto, because then you can transform into other pokemon

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curious-bunny

4 years ago

I took a quiz and got

You got: Magikarp

Hidden deep within your clumsy and seemingly useless fish body is a ferocious sea monster just waiting to escape and kick some Pokémon butt! So don't worry! We all grow into our own at some point — your time will come eventually!

This is actually very accurate so I can respect this:)

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curious-bunny

4 years ago

A water type for sure. I love the flying types but wh ed n it comes down to it I belong under the water

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- Grunewald
  
  4 years ago
  
  Then Gyarados is perfect for you. It's a water/flying type. And it evolves from Magikarp!!
  
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  - curious-bunny
    
    4 years ago
    
    That's actually perfect! I have a new found fondness for him now haha
    
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bathsoap

4 years ago

Mudkip or Piplup, maybe.

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AMERICANsavage

4 years ago

The cat one so I could still talk

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- MissWolf
  
  4 years ago
  
  Meouth only learned to talk cuz he fell in love with another meouth (I think the bosses before it evolved into persion) to impress her but she still didnt like him
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    4 years ago
    
    Awww
    
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EggKegg

4 years ago

Ditto, then you can be any pokemon whenever you want.
You can literally become god just because you felt like it.

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chuy

4 years ago

Detective Pikachu😂

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

I’ve always liked Mew, but I don’t feel worthy saying I’m Mew.

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mauzi

4 years ago

Sunflora

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RoseIsabella

4 years ago

I don't even know, but now you have me somewhat curious.

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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  4 years ago
  
  I'd say you're a Sylveon:
  
  https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Sylveon
  
  :)
  
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  - Grunewald
    
    4 years ago
    
    Cute, rare, powerful, and with a capacity to be frosty?
    
    Yes. You also have great warmth too, though.
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      4 years ago
      
      Thanks, girl! ☺
      
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    Wow! That thing is pretty damn cute! Thanks!!😊
    
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    - Cuntsiclestick
      
      4 years ago
      
      You're welcome!
      :)
      
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