If you were king of your country

What would you do to change things if you were king of your country

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    I'm glad you asked.

    1. Legalize weed.

    2. Ban prostitution and strip clubs.

    3. Ban porn.

    4. Legalize suicide.

    5. Have pedophiles locked up for LIFE.

    6. Lock up rapists for life.

    7. Lock up animal abusers/murderers for life.

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    • Orphan

      Legalize suicide? Why? And what country are u from?

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    • Somenormie

      There's a few I agree and disagree with:

      1) Legalize weed - yeah sure
      2) Ban prostitution and strip clubs - No
      3) Ban porn - No, that's a bad idea however CP should remain banned.
      4) Legalize suicide - Yeah sure as long as its assisted
      5) Have pedophiles locked up for life - Sure, assuming you have loads of evidence
      6) Lock up rapists for life - Same reason as number 5
      7) Lock up animal abusers/murderers for life - Yes.

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        2) Ban prostitution and strip clubs- yes.

        3) Ban porn- Yes, that is a good idea.

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        • 1WeirdGuy

          Personally this goes against my beliefs of liberty. I find what made America special in the beginning was it WAS a free country where you could work your way up and you could do what you wanted. This changed as time has gone on and America is becoming like all the other shit holes. You need to weave through a million regulations to start a business, you cant do what you want even if it doesnt hurt anyone. This started in the early 20th century and is getting worse. I want to go back to the day where if you have a product that people will buy you can sell it. No nanny state government is gonna come in and try to control you.

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          • Iambillythemenacetosociety

            Personally, this does not go against my beliefs.

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    • kelili

      1. Legalize weed. (and all other drugs)

      2. Ban prostitution and strip clubs. (yes)

      3. Ban porn. (first thing)

      4. Legalize suicide. (yes, euthanasia is legal is Sweden or Switzerland I believe)

      5. Have pedophiles locked up for LIFE. (and castrate them)

      6. Lock up rapists for life. (and castrate)

      7. Lock up animal abusers/murderers for life. (nope, these can change)

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      • Orphan

        U'd castrate a rapist but u'd let a murderer walk because he or she can change?

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        • kelili

          I would not lock them up for life. They would be given mercy if they prove worthy of it. Not serial killers, those are mentally ill. But for example, people who've killed out of passion, anger etc... It has to be on a case to case basis.

          And yes, I hate rapists more than I hate people who kill.

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          • Orphan

            R u thinking straight?
            U said people who kill by the dozen can walk free. And rapists need to be castrated and locked for life.
            ?
            I agree that rapists need to be castrated and locked for life but you're saying people who kill is almost always ok

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        1. Why not?

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    • Yaidin

      I'd be so happy if you were king my friend got locked up yesterday. Again because he committed suicide :(

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        I'm sorry to hear that. I think it's a dick move to lock up people all over making a decision to end their life.

        I think people should have a right to make that decision.

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    • LloydAsher

      Why not just execute the child molesters. Idk tie a bunch of them together and shoot them with an AA gun like how kim Jong un did with his uncle

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        I've always felt that death is just an easy way out for people as sick as child molesters. They don't suffer. They don't deal with their crime. Shooting them would be polite, and you and I both know they don't deserve kindness. You'll be glad to know I would have them tortured though.

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  • Tinybird

    More tax cuts to single people and less for married with kids. Make it hate speech for people to insult more unusual or looked down on sexualities and offer them more protection.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      You shouldnt have the right not to be offended. Thats a slippery slope.

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      • Tinybird

        well then either make it so all sexualities like gay are frowned upon, or make it so that they're all accepted. I'm talking about people with "weird" and unusual sexualities.

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    • Iambillythemenacetosociety

      That proves how much of a wimp you are.

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  • Vvaas

    make killing/eating chickens illegal and punishable by death. also everyone gets 1 free pet chicken

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      i want a pet wild turkey

      id drink whiskey with it and my old grand dad

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      • Vvaas

        i would give you a pet turkey xoxo

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        No Old Crow?

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          oh good idea in case dirtybirdy drops by

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    Loose weight fatties or suffer. Would basically be the first thing I do. Qgter that idk yet but I'd be taking care of the obesity problem real fucking quick

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    • Wow3986

      If I were king of my country, One of the laws would be to have better spelling or suffer.

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      • Lusty-Argonian

        I can definitely respect that

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        • Wow3986

          Yeah, so you would most likely suffer.

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          • Lusty-Argonian

            Actually I wouldn't. My spelling on here is poor because it's a cell phone I don't give a shit. Where it counts my spelling and punctuation is on point

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            • Wow3986

              Yeah right.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    id outlaw acronyms and watch the resultin havoc for shitty management dicks and military

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  • PurpleHoneycomb

    I'd realistically be more of a symbolic figure of power. I'd offer suggestions here and there, but nothing concrete.

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    • bigbudchonger

      That's quite admiral, dude. When most people get given abolute power they take it without hesitation.

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  • bigbudchonger

    Stop the third world immigrants from coming in.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Give much bigger tax cuts to people who are married and have kids. Put pressure on big tech to change their algorithms to show less outrage content. Instead show more of the good stories about western countries (instead of only recommending videos of white ppl saying the N word include stories of white people doing nice things for black people, because in the real world its both ways) . Get rid of CRT and gender studies. Make them teach in schools the true numbers of the economy like how the USA actually outperforms almost every country in the world in most areas, this is to give them better concept of where theyre at because young ppl have no idea how lucky they are and they tend to think they're in a bad economy.

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  • GuvnorsOtherWoman

    As a woman, I would be Queen rather than King and don't believe in royalty anyway but for the purpose of this question I would abolish all social class and caste systems and restore capital punishment.

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    • SwejSag

      So a communist dictatorship.

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      • GuvnorsOtherWoman

        Not exactly. I just don't like the idea that some people are somehow 'superior' just because of an accident of birth.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      So if I worked hard to give my kids a good life they have the money stolen?

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      • GuvnorsOtherWoman

        I don't object to wealth which is earned, Guy as it has been worked for. What I object to is privilege by birthright, those who have never worked for it. And I refuse to acknowledge that someone is socially 'higher' than someone else just because they have money. We are all people, all equal.

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        • 1WeirdGuy

          I agree that in the eyes of the law everyone should be treated the same. But I dont agree that if I invented a spaceship or something that my kids shouldnt be wealthier than the kids of two janitors. I think that we are all playing the same game but what makes us unequal is our intelligence and other skills. Just like in sports you have the winners and losers. I dont like the idea of taking the winners fruits and giving it to the others because they didnt make it.

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          • GuvnorsOtherWoman

            That's a valid point. There has to be winners and losers, we can't all win. But as I explained to our friend Swejsag, I don't like the concept that some people are considered 'superior' just because of an accident of birth. We all have different abilities, yes, that's how life is. But we are all human and should not be discriminated against for their position in life.

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            • 1WeirdGuy

              I dont understand what you mean when you say these people are superior. How under the current system are they superior?

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  • megadriver

    INTRO - In case you didn't know, I'm from Bulgaria, so there is a lot to fix...

    1. Fire the president, all politicians, legislators, power plant managers, mayors, deputes and anyone else with any kind of power working for the country and sentence them to working in a labor camp for the rest of their lives.

    2. Lower the amount of required politicians and legislators to form a parliament from 240 to 100.

    3. Place independent and intelligent people on key positions. Ones that have no affiliation to the Bulgarian communist party (BKP), the KGB, or Russian oligarchs.

    4. Ban communism! Anyone associated with the Bulgarian Communist Party (BKP), or the oligarchy/ mafia is sentenced to a labor camp!
    Their families are banned from applying for any government jobs for life!

    5. Lower the pay for presidents, prime ministers, politicians, mayors and other government officials.
    No more legislators with 25000 euro monthly salaries!
    Maximum cap of 3000 Euro for anyone working for the country. (That's still a lot of money in Bulgaria)

    6. Ban the use of premium luxury limousines for government officials. President and prime minister get one mid-range luxury car (Audi A8/ BMW 7/ Mercedes S-class) and that's it!

    The rest of the government cars will be a small fleet of mid-range VW Passats! And government vehicles will be replaced every 10 years! Not when the new model comes out.

    7. A pro-European and pro-American mindset! Look at the west with it's democracy, then look at something like communist Moldova, or Belarus... Do you want to live a normal life, or do you want to suffer until death?! Bulgaria remains as close as possible to western allies!

    8. General problem solving... Education, healthcare, infrastructure, etc...

    9. Elections every 4 years with limits on consecutive reelections. You can't reelect the same people over and over endlessly!

    10. A 1 million Euro fee for my services as I resign and am replaced by someone who has better morals and wants to work for the good of the country!

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  • kikilizzo

    The king has no real power to change anything.

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    • Depends on the way the monarchy is set up. But even in UK the royal family has alot of power they just dont use it. They can appoint a prime minister, declare war, abolish parliament. This is their own legal power that they have, you can see it if you read the law. Not only that if they decide to abolish parliament it goes to the court. And they get to appoint the judge lol.

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  • darefu

    First dig a mile wide waterway anywhere that my country touches another.

    Advantages to control immigration and the whole country would have a beach close by
    Immigration allowed by what you bring or how you benefit or potentially benefit the country.

    Second divide the country into quarters. Clockwise- Liberal, leans right, conservative, and leans left. Each would have their own mini government and authority to live under their own policies and laws. You can move between the sections freely however to live or reside for more than thirty days you must comit to three years and relinquish any belongings or rights from the other sections.
    Be fun to see which section becomes the most successful and most desired place to live.

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  • LloydAsher

    Move to a republic system with my role lasting a term of 10 and then switch it to a term of 5. That gives me a solid amount time to decide what I want the country to be in that time.

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    Who said I'm not? Is someone planning a coup?

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