If you were the only human in the world, what would you do?

Masturbate out in public...a lot!
Also, have sex with corpses of women I was attracted to when they were alive (I'm assuming the apocalypse was recent and they'd still be fresh). I'd also go into the white house and the FBI building and figure out what they were really up to all this time by reading secret files. And finally I'd find a volley ball and paint a face on it and name him Wilson.

I would look for others. We are a crafty bunch, I wouldn't believe I was the only one until I saw it for myself.

I'd like to believe I'd act like the guy in I Am Legend, do research, look for others etc.

Also, I would have some fun, but ultimately I would feel deep, crushing loneliness (and I'm not even a people person).

fortify a library, stockpile non-spoiling foods, probably some weapons and ammo, try and fetch a generator, learn flying a helicopter, make the library into an independent fortress with greenhouse on the roof while keeping to look for people, all the while protecting the summarized knowledge from nature taking it over.

Oh, and have lots of fun with explosives and public nudity, and peeing/defecating at inappropiate places, and setting corpses in funny positions(especially when they are still fresh). Mannequins, i would place pointing towards my library at big street intersections.

After about 2-3 years, i would probably try and raid a sperm bank, trying to impregnate myself and ensure continued survival of the human race, even if it would feel weird to raise a bunch of 6-8 kids alone and to have sex with one another -_-

How would I know Im the only human unless I kept searching for other humans..... I would search for other humans........

All the above. Except for the animal part o.0

Get higher than fuck and then end my life in an interesting way.

There are some REALLY unimaginative people here!! ...except for the guy that would masturbate until he fell asleep, that's a good start.

Do you mean you're the only person left...and that everyone else died or something? Are there threats to you?

I think if everyone suddenly went away, I'd first get a dog. You really need someone to befriend. Then, I'd get a sweet car. Gather weapons, food and medication. Look for people. Check out really cool things you never could before..secret compounds, NASA. Take a ride over to Area 51 and see if they actually have anything cool.

Learn how to fly a helicopter without killing yourself. Cruise around. Find a luxury boat...cruise around. Island-hop. Then figure out the best, most beautiful place to live...and live there. Grow crops, establish electricity. Have lots of communications open to try to find other people...shortwave...CB. Set up a really sweet shooting range.

i'd marry a mannequin and name him George and we'd have a bunch of wild sex out in the open and have a bunch of children and repopulate the earth with our tiny, plastic/flesh babies.

Or maybe I'd just run around destroying stuff with a baseball bat.

ummm go to the store and steal all the skittles

well..if i had food it would be ok but i will really miss the internet

Try and look for other life, other humans. Collect resources...that sort of thing.

i would like to do ALL of that, especially the terrorize your city part >:D

Go to the library and start learning the skills I'm going to need in this new world. Agriculture, water purification, and what philosophers have to say about lifelong solitude.

id do what i always do in situations like that. masturbate until i fall asleep.

Pray to the Lord to make me a companion.

Live my life. Take controll of power plants, watter supply. Keep whatever I can - going! Drive all the cars I want. Fill up at petrol stations for free. Take an airplane for a joyride. Visit the US. Get a military vehicle and blow up justin bieber's house. Fun things. Drive a massive ship. Crash a car for fun. Shoot guns at stuff... Go visit places Paris, Monaco, Rome... (Where you can see cool things) I'd also go for a joyride in a submarine. And when i'm bored, I'll just go in Area 51. Surely they have people in cryogenic storage, or something... I'll unfreeze them and be the commander of the new human era! People will re-populate and I will be the richest man on the world! And I could even bring my loved ones back with the help of science and technology! So I don't suffer for the ones I love. Then I will be happy, extremely rich and have immense power! Mwahaha!!!

That was a nice dream...

Look for another human.

I am in love with this poll.

Well i do love destroying stuff terrorize it is...

I would dance on the grave of those I hate.

I wish that could happen to me.

^Ooohh I like this answer.

Yes, I'd find a way to clone myself and fill the world with Valkeers.

A bus? Of all things a bus? You gotta be kidding. I'd joyride airplanes and helicopters.
Am such a sex addict that I guess I'd have to fuck cows or horses or something to keep myself happy though.

I would focus on making and keeping my living area free of wild animals. Maybe make myself a parameter around the area I lived in. I would teach myself different languages, as I love them, learn to play instruments, and read. I would go on excursions all over the country. I would have a pack of dogs, which would be my family. I would go to a mall and just shop my arse off. As far as physical needs, I would try to make the best out of it. It would be depressing at times and in dint have a plan for isolation besides staying busy. Maybe, I would go to a sperm bank and hav a child.

I would be eating my butt off at McDonalds.

Travel to Ibiza and lay on the beach there stark naked with a glass of wine in my hand, enjoying the sun and have myself a party.

Wow, I just don't know. I think my soul would overload.

Go find some good drugs a nice house car and food breaking into the sex shop would be a must. Blow some shit up.

You said last human which means still animals. I would house all the stray animals that I could. For those who are infected with something like rabies that are violent I would kill or capture and release some place else. I would figure out how to drive the vehicles that have been left behind. I would train the left behind pets to do things like get my groceries.

I will train one to kill any other human on the spot. I would bar down my house so and set booby traps around the perimeter. It also depends why the people disappeared since if its desiese or something I might need weapons. I will collect all the refrigerators I can and if the power stops going try to find a way to produce my own. I am not sure if internet or cable will still work. I would go to the local library and steal all the books.

I would take them home and read them. Even without electricity we still have batteries so if tv fails will watch dvds on portable device. I think I would go and start stealing things like games and dvds from the local shops. I would stock up on animal feed since I buy the dry variety. I would go find some science books and learn how to make electricity if no people meant mine went out. I would get stuff like toilet paper, batteries and lights and keep collecting them till I started to run out. When I ran out of resources I would kill myself and my pets since I will no longer be able to care for them.

I think I would do all those! Cry at first. get high, breed with what ever I can :P then drive around in a bus destroying and running over anything I can!

Die....eventually

I'd rob a sex toy's store, find all ths toy's, a sex mannequin so that I won't feel lonely. I'd keep many dogs and care for them. Then I'd spend the rest of my life visiting places I always wanted to and even where I would be not permitted entry like Parliament etc. Sounds like an awesome thing for me but I'd be happy If all people. just left earth for a bettrr planet and I was left by mistake. I don't want anyone to die..;-P

After getting what i need to survive, I would gather data and attempt to build a device to communicate with aliens. well, some nice aliens could use the place, and I would no longer be alone, if i build it in time.

Go to the library and pick out all the books I want to read for the rest of my life, then freak out when I break my glasses.

Oh and masturbate.

masterbate

Download a lot of data that I'd need before the internet went down, after making a list of pieces of information I'd need.

Secure the immediate environment and get some guns and ammunition from the police station.

Stockpile food. Figure out how to get proper nutrition after the supermarket food went stale.

Go to a factory and get their generator to generate power.

Figure out a method of getting all the information I needed...CD's, books, encyclopedias, and stockpile them.

Start and stay with a proper meditation and learning routine till death.

If i was certain i'm the only human, i'd commit suicide, if i wasn't certain, i'd look for other people.