Ii normal to lie about what you're doing?

Usually I'm doing nothing so I make something trivial up.

I like to tell the truth when someone asks me. An example:

'Hey, what are you up to?'
'I'm currently juggling badgers in a space ship whilst making out with an alien. fo' real. you?'

See.
Completely legit.

Masturb... commenting on IIN!

Eh? If you're able to answer the text surely you are doing nothing else at the time?

If you're doing something that you have to lie about, you shouldn't be doing it ;o)

I am not having sex with a preteen right now.

Say that you were just about to suck a cock..

Your life must suck worse than mine.

its a bad habbit. you dont need to lie. its just a bad quality and once people pick up on it they wont take you seriously. they wont even ask you how you are. just be honest about what youre doying.

Well yeah if you're not doing anything interesting and want the conversation to survive xD

Fuck all, just drinking a poweraid.

What advantage do you gain when you lie about what you are doing?