Is it normal accident at the golf course

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Me and my old pal Alfred went for a round of golf. A man fell off his horse at the streets just outside the golf course. I don't know how the horse managed to gain entry at the golf course but as i hit the ball the horse ran in the way of the shot and the golf ball flew right in the horse's ass, right in it! the horse screamed. We had to take it to the vet afterwards and the man who fell off the horse didn't get seriously injured. Thank god for that! Is it normal for such accident to happen?

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Based on 11 votes (6 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    yes 100% normal

    thousands of identical accidents a week, tell alfred i said hi

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I will do that.
      Where's my scotch?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        wheres my keys?

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  • MangoTango
    9 years ago

    What a shot! Accuracy.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I'm quite proficient, if I do say so myself.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    It's also your fault that I laughed. How good was that horse's scream? If it was good, you should make him sing lead for a metal band. It shall be called,"Screaming Horse".

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      could be a cocktail too

      im thinkin bourbon (since kentuckys horse country) and maybe oats?

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        Or, a whiskey?

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          9 years ago

          yes

          bourbon is a type of whiskey

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  • ImjustJeff
    9 years ago

    Horses scream? Was it a scream of pleasure or pain?

    Are you quite certain that you have not mistaken that ball...for your head? You didn't really have to go to the vet, Alfred could have just grabbed you by the shoulders to pull you out.

    I want some of what you're on!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    9 years ago

    Yes because horses magically appear everywhere.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      You're an odd one, aren't you?

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  • Faceless
    9 years ago

    Fuck him and his high horse. good job sir.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Righto!

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