Is it normal everyone thinks i am a pervert now why can't people take a joke

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AS A JOKE i took off all of my clothes and sat in the tv room really close to my cousin just staring at her with an evil grin on my face. I also kept shining a laser in her eyes too.she screamed her head off and now anytime i start talking to her or blowing up her phone she starts sobbing and swearing and begging me to stay away from her.She freaking pepper sprayed me in the face when i got close to her in her face , i was pretending to be like that guy on Seinfeld the close talker as another joke. I AM NOT A PERVERT I AM ASEXUAL AND A VIRGIN.why is she is being so melodramatic and crazy.

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  • icant_
    8 years ago

    You are the crazy one.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Bruh.

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    The sad side of aspies.

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  • donuthell45
    8 years ago

    you are lucky your cousin didn't slap you.

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  • mystery7
    8 years ago

    I can't even

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  • Sir_Fappalot
    8 years ago

    I almost fucking passed out of laughter, I swear to God

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    You are a crazed creep with a twisted mind. Be afraid. Ultimately, the vice squad will murder you in a shower of automatic weapon fire while you are naked.

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  • Eagwol
    8 years ago

    Eagwol was here.

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  • charli.m
    8 years ago

    Shut up.

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  • Shmendan
    8 years ago

    It is kinda rude she wont talk to you. Although, its weird that you would go naked in front of her...

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  • LunaLovegood04
    8 years ago

    hahaha it's funny lol

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  • UserNameP
    8 years ago

    What the fuck. First off she's your cousin. She doesn't want to see your junk at all. It doesn't matter if your asexual. You crossed limits. Give her space she's family she won't hate you forever.

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  • Fifi_la_Fume
    8 years ago

    A very disgusting joke. That's the reason.
    And, with today's situations of rapings...

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  • erlang
    8 years ago

    bro, you crossed some serious lines. you need to apologize ASAP and give her some space for awhile as well.

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  • sillygirl77
    8 years ago

    You shined a laser in her eyes on top of everything? If this is real... not funny. If it's fake, which I highly suspect it is, LMAO.

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  • nicksimmons
    8 years ago

    just apologize to her.

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  • Ace9
    8 years ago

    Come to think of it... it's actually kinda funny :D

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  • vaginalexp
    8 years ago

    trauma-_-

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  • Unearthlyones
    8 years ago

    Something must be wrong with her.

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