Is it normal for an ipod to give a jeep a virus?

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My jeeps being acting up, going crazy and jerking and shit. It happened a few days after I used my ipod in the jeep. Is it possible the ipod gave my jeep a virus? I called the tecj guy and he didna understand what I was saying, dont think he was cualifued. He said it not posdible but hed a have to come look see, and for that he was damn near chargin half the price of the iphone. Who can I sew if needsbe that my jeep gotta virus? Apple?

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derpyderp

9 years ago | pl

It's more likely that your Jeep had the asymptomatic hiv plus & that your ipod has now been infected.
It is simply a coincidence that your Jeep has only now started to show symptoms.

Unfortunately all Jeeps have this.
Those that don't - will.

If you have had headphones running from your ipod into your ears since your ipod contracted the hiv plus you should be on the lookout for the warning signs of becoming sick yourself.
The main symptom is an appetite for bread.

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- dynamohumm
  
  9 years ago
  
  hahahahaha! You are definitely one of the funniest posters on this site. The sad thing is if this is a troll post (and how can it be not?) the op is going to believe you.
  
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  - derpyderp
    
    9 years ago
    
    ;)
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  R u saying my jeep could have aids? Canu b pecific about this. Do I need to get tested? I dont know if ur been serious.
  
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  - derpyderp
    
    9 years ago
    
    Could have? Could have?!
    I know it's difficult but face the facts man! Your Jeep has the hiv plus :(
    Every Jeep does. Some show symptoms now, others will later
    
    I'm a mechanic & that is my professional opinion.
    I've been serious alright. I still am!
    
    Fancy some bread by any chance?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Can I catch the hiv myself or is it just a computerized bug? Who infected the jeeps, have they got the hacker?
      
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      - derpyderp
        
        9 years ago
        
        I'm afraid you've likely already caught the hiv plus. You poor bastard! :(
        
        All Jeeps have a hereditary weakness which makes them susceptible to this.
        
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pastor_of_muppets

9 years ago

Did the virus also infect you? coz it seems like you were jerking while typingff tjiss posrt

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Can that happen?
  
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Darkoil

9 years ago

Don't be a fucking idiot.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  U best be careful boy, or im gon fuck u up.
  
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  - Darkoil
    
    9 years ago
    
    I doubt it.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Im gon give u tha hiv viris if my jeep really has it.
      
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      - Darkoil
        
        9 years ago
        
        I'm gona give you ebola ;)
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        9 years ago
        
        Well my condolences to you and yours that you have the ebola viris.
        
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anti-hero

9 years ago

It's not possible.

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handsignals

9 years ago

How can you afford a Jeep or an Ipod?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  The jeep was given me a hand me down. The ipod I found out in the woods. Maybe it caught a virus?
  
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  - kupokupo
    
    9 years ago
    
    Maybe your iPod caught the flu or pneumonia from being out in the cold, dark woods so long and it has passed it to your jeep? Have you tried giving your jeep antibiotics in it's exhaust pipe?
    
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    - noid
      
      9 years ago
      
      Lol
      
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Thing is, I dont think antibotics gon help with tha hiv virus. Its gon need sumthin a helluva lot stronger. But thanks anyway.
      
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      - eastbeast
        
        9 years ago
        
        Stick your Cock up the exhaust pipe and see if you get infected with 'The AIDS', then you will know.
        
        By the way, the Engine must be running and have been running for 2 hours beforehand to get an accurate result.
        
        Trust me, I'm a Mechanic I know about these things.
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  What r u tryna say?
  
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Anonymous Post Author

9 years ago

Update for all yall concerned. I told the doc I mighta contacted the hiv virus, and he took blood test and said I gotta wait six months for a full clearance? Im never using a jeep or a ijone again.

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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

I don't think that's possible. While, apple products can be hacked, it is apparently very rare for them to get viruses. Do you ever take your car to the mechanic for a routine check-up?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I am my own mechanick.
  
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GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

9 years ago

Check your filters, fluids and get a tune up.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Right you are, I will do that. But what about the goddamed virus?
  
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  - GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    
    9 years ago
    
    If your plugging in with a headphone jack no.
    If your using bluetooth no.
    If your using a heads up display no. They are not connected to the same computer your car runs on.
    
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