Is it normal for veggies to make you shit and fart constantly even during sleep

About half the of what I eat all day is vegetables, mostly cooked. Is it normal to have bowel movements when you least expect it? Sometimes I have them at work, in my pants, during meetings when I can't excuse myself. I basically sleep on a tarp I have to rinse off the next day.

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Based on 32 votes (11 yes)
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Comments ( 9 )
  • wistfulmaiden

    Maybe you need a lot of cheese. And coconut macaroons!

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  • dirtybirdy

    I eat a lot of raw veggies and my poos are of a superb quality.

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    • Miezekatz

      thank you for this unexpected information ;-)))

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    • shuggy-chan

      Fiberlious

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      • dirtybirdy

        Fiber is very important for making the fabric of our internal looms.

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        • shuggy-chan

          I thought that said loon, and i was like"ooooohhhhhh, thats the type of bird u are, that makes sense"

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          • those3simplewords

            bahahaha that cracked me up XD

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  • Miezekatz

    why you say bowel movements but fuck and dick and pussy or whatever...oops I said shit or poop, my god. sorry, we are not so distinguished there where I come from.....// sorry for that: and no: its not normal

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  • those3simplewords

    No that's not normal at all- I mean it's normal to go often if you eat a lot of food or even veggies for that matter I spose but not normal to shit your pants randomly. I eat a lot of veggie for dinner usually and my poop is clean and green! jOKES lol but it's usually decent quality.

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