Is it normal for your dad to never return from the store?

My dad went to buy milk, and I've been waiting 23 years for him to come back with it. :(

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38% Normal
Based on 13 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 11 )
  • Holzman_67

    Well one things for sure if he returns with the milk I wouldn’t drink it

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  • dude_Jones

    He’s supposed to send the customary post card home from Rio de Janeiro after 2 years. This provides closure for everybody. Failing to do this makes him sound like kind of a jerk, if you ask me.

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    • Holzman_67

      Lol

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  • GaelicPotato

    Gay.

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  • raisinbran

    He left because of you. You were an unwelcome accident who destroyed your parents’ relationship with your constant crying and diaper shitting.

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    • ;_; BOO HOOO!!!!

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  • jethro

    Was he in the Mafia?

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  • Somenormie

    That's quite tragic, I hope something bad didn't happen to your dad.

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  • Vvaas

    me too bro

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  • Ihidabody

    Wow, what a deadbeat.

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  • Cliche1234

    Maybe he’s waiting to come home with fucking alcohol instead hence the 23 years wait.

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