Is it normal 5g frightens me?

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Is it normal 5G frightens me? It is my astute observation that 5G is a form of mind control conducted by Lilly the AT&T girl in an attempt at world domination by subverting us into her personal sex slaves I myself have had my slumber patterns interrupted by graphic nocturnal psychological images of her and her vagina when I am most vulnerable when my nervous system is relatively inactive, my eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    I hope this is a troll, but what you say is just as nonsensical and counter-factual as what some wingnuts actually believe about 5G.

    This particular brand of idiocy reached peak-crazy early in the pandemic when there were whack-jobs setting fire to mobile phone towers in the UK and harassing phone maintenance workers at a time when the emergency services were under great stress and relying heavily on the mobile phone network.

    I haven't heard of that happening recently. I wouldn't be surprised if that's because the fruitcake arsonists have shifted their delusions to believing that the virus is a complete hoax.

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    • SmokeEverything
      3 years ago

      See, this is an example of the "2 argument" problem they push out with every "issue." You either believe 5G is perfectly safe or it's some evil mind control device like in They Live being put out by satanic lizard people.

      5G is not healthy for you. It's not natural to live with those kinds of frequencies bouncing around all the time. It allows them to produce more advanced surveilance and connect more blinds and doorbells and other nonsense to the internet. They want to do those things, so they put out 5G anyway even though its bad for you.

      They still use Mercury in dental fillings. Mercury is incredibly toxic and the fillings expose you to years of small constant dosages of mercury. But its cheap.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    Idiots going on about 5G when they have tvs, microwaves and computers everywhere is pretty dumb.

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  • [Old Memory]
    3 years ago

    keep tinfoil hat on at all times, or they will hack ur brain and control ur thoughts.

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  • QuickFinance
    3 years ago

    Idk, the powers at be say its safe. Who knows. We will see soon. Its definitely not mind control that sounds crazy!

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    • a-curious-bunny
      3 years ago

      Yea exactly. Besides everyone knows used tinfoil hats is all you need to defend yourself. People are so stupid.

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