Is it normal has the best usernames on the internet

It just occurred to me that this site has the most demented and bizzare usernames I've ever seen. Do you agree?

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  • EccentricWeird

    11/10

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  • Pika-girl

    I love the usernames here! Mine isn't that creative!

    I wanna have a different name
    Like no one ever had
    *Dun dun dadun*
    To get one is my real test
    To get one that's not bad
    I will travel inside my mind
    Searching far and wide
    *Dun dun dadun*
    These usernames to understand
    The coolness that's inside
    USERNAME
    Gotta find one now

    And I'll be quiet cause I ran out of lyrics and it's sucky...

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    • EccentricWeird

      If you ever tried caffeine I think the world would explode.

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      • Pika-girl

        Sure it would, but as a kid, I promised myself to never drink wine, beer, or coffee. Other stuff with caffeine... er... I can pretty much handle myself...?

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      • CalciteQueen

        This is the best comment you've ever made.

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        • EccentricWeird

          I've made better comments, you mineral fucker.

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          • CalciteQueen

            You tryna taunt a Diamondgirl/PrincessEmerald/PrincessEmeraldii-esque response outta me?

            Not gonna get it, you adjective-abuser.

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    • AppleMind

      That made me smile. Thank you :)

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    • squirrelgirl

      I love you Pika Girl! You're a kindred spirit (though you are much, MUCH more energetic than I am! And that's a good thing!)

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      • Pika-girl

        I love you, too, squirrelgirl! You are a beautiful person! And... I love squirrels! Yaaay!

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  • GinaHead

    I'm like a dickhead, but better.

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    • EccentricWeird

      I give it 60%, just about passing.

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  • dirtybirdy

    <(`^`)>
    ....""....

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    • EccentricWeird

      I wish to purchase one "art" from you, please!

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      • dirtybirdy

        Sure! Show me to your "windshield", please.

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        • Shackleford96

          Lol

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  • Legion

    i know my username is boring.

    its just based off a character in the show red dwarf, who is kinda based off the biblical entity

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    • RoseIsabella

      I honestly always think of that possessed guy in the Bible.
      >:-O

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  • Couman

    Hmm, I donno if they're the "best", but it's certainly an eclectic mix. I guess it's because alot of sites focus on a more specific interest (politics, games, a fandom, etc), so all the names usually relate to that. Whereas here... well there does seem to be a preoccupation wish sex, but be we still get a pretty good mix of topics.

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    • EccentricWeird

      As soon as I read the redundant term "eclectic mix", and then the word "mix" again instead of a synonym, I lost my faith in your ability to compose relevant comments.

      I am prepared to accept your petty thumbs-down, but it won't make you a better writer.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    No! Stop playing games, OP! The only way to teach a chicken how to dance meringue is to morph into a holographic tarantula. But to do that, you need to find an unopened jar of generic brand pickles from 1981. Do you even realize how many station wagons I had to beat with a telephone pole just to complete such a task? The splinters on my nipples will never come off! 87 of them, OP! You ruined all 87 nipples!

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    • EccentricWeird

      I'm OP, so you can start to refer me by my name.

      Incidentally, do you need scissors? 61!

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Stop amputating my nipples! I'll have to stare into the sun for four hours straight just to regenerate them!

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  • Neuria

    Rate my user name. Neuria prefix relating to neutral functions.

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    • EccentricWeird

      5.

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      • Neuria

        Out of 5?

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        • EccentricWeird

          Thousand.

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          • Neuria

            It's over nine-thousand!!!

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  • gorillaphant

    Will you insult me too?

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    • EccentricWeird

      9/10

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    myall true name is lord festus the fourth esquire

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      hey OP i guess transparency aint yalls administrations strong suit

      were our conversation shamelessly censored for 'national security concerns'?

      all hail obama!!!!!

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      • EccentricWeird

        That's classified.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          i smells a coverup

          and its not my skunk pelt blanket this time either

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          • EccentricWeird

            Nothing to see here. Move along. Return to your homes.

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  • hauntedbysandwiches

    Hmmm.

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    • EccentricWeird

      That's the sort of name I wanted to see.

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    • peaceandlovebro

      Something tells me you're haunted by sandwiches...

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  • lolol555

    I think I win the award for the most typical username

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    • EccentricWeird

      I'll forgive old-as-fuck users for less creative names since less were taken.

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  • Karmasbitch

    I like reddits names more.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Reddit is so god-awful and cluttered that I didn't even notice people had usernames.

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  • Cucco

    Cluck cluck, mothafucka. :D

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    • EccentricWeird

      There was absolutely no need to refer to us all as lovers of mothers.

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    • Shackleford96

      Yours makes me think of the legend of zelda

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      • Cucco

        Exactly :]

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  • Light-Yagami

    My name's pretty unoriginal...I just chose my favourite anime character. But I agree that most people here have quite unique usernames; more than any other site I'm on.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Please be careful around Pika-girl. She is known to start fires by sheer force of will.

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      • Pika-girl

        *fire appears* FIREEEEE! It's so beautiful!

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        • EccentricWeird

          NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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          • Pika-girl

            You got it wrong. It's:

            NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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    • NotHumanAtAll

      Death Note XD I usually never watch anime but I started watching that one and got hooked.

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      • EccentricWeird

        Your username tries too hard.

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    • Pika-girl

      No worries, I'm the same. Well, Pika's not my favorite in Pokemon. It's Ditto. Anything in da world.

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  • Incomplet

    :D

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    • EccentricWeird

      I'd prefer if you'd write words.

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      • Incomplet

        好吧。

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        • EccentricWeird

          谢谢。

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          • Incomplet

            不用客气。

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  • DumBelle

    I like to work out.

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    • EccentricWeird

      I thought you were just a stupid beautiful person.

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      • DumBelle

        No, you thought and know my username is superior; interpretation, double meanings and wordplay. It just beat Eccentric / Weird. Not witty enough. You lose!

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        • EccentricWeird

          You just made that up!

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          • DumBelle

            Ew, responding too quickly!

            EccentricWeird is just an awful and impersonal combination. Try DarkerBlack! BrightShade! LonelyMail, they are more Dr. Seuss, you'd like that.

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            • EccentricWeird

              Everyone seems to love you. I however wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.

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      • peaceandlovebro

        That's what I thought.

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        • EccentricWeird

          btw your name sucks 2/10 (1/10 minimum + 1/10 for the bro)

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    • RoseIsabella

      So are you sexy, and do you know it?

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  • dom180

    Some of them are quite normal.

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    • EccentricWeird

      I didn't mean for you to show your CRAPPY name.

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    • Johnnytherat

      ikr

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  • Drawingmud

    Manure pile

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    • EccentricWeird

      4/10

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  • rockcandy281

    I like rock candy

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    • EccentricWeird

      Worst username on the internet 2014

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      • rockcandy281

        I had to conceal my identity and happened to be eating rock candy lol

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  • CountessDouche

    You already did this shit. Learn a new trick.

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    • He is shit.

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    • EccentricWeird

      What?

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  • DarkMatter

    Here is the reason of my username:

    This site told me to choose a name which cannot be used to identify me. So dark matter is a type of matter which is mysterious and invisible. It cannot be identified. It is more than 27% of our Universe while normal matter (what we are made of) is only 4% (representing I am more than everyone. Don't take it as an offense). It only interacts with normal matter (what we are made of) by gravity (representing influence).

    To be honest I never thought so much about my username as much as I thought for this one :)

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  • Ms.Dempsy

    Plain and simple.

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    • EccentricWeird

      I never liked that name. Sounds too much like dumpster.

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  • BenJammin_Franklin

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • RoseIsabella

    I wonder, oh well... I guess it depends.

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  • chole

    Say it.

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    • EccentricWeird

      bajilion/10

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      • chole

        Too much for you to handle.

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  • sexysonofsam

    Your post is boring....

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    • EccentricWeird

      NOOOOOOOOO

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  • TheTwerkinator

    Bow before the best username! >:3

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    • EccentricWeird

      Sure thing! Where is it? 6/10

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      • TheTwerkinator

        in your mom's house :P

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        • EccentricWeird

          FACK YOU.

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          • TheTwerkinator

            XD

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  • Deergod

    You should check out Xbox recommended usernames. Just an adjective and a noun pushed together.

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    • EccentricWeird

      The only worse formula I can think of is two nouns put together...

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      • Deergod

        You're the exact opposite but I think longer is better.

        Also are you one of the few people who sees my name as I intended; "deer that is a god" Or just a play on words? I didn't realize it sounded like "dear god" until I started posting.

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        • EccentricWeird

          I play RPGs, so I thought you were a mystical deity with antlers.

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          • Deergod

            Well, it was based off of the forest spirit from Princess Mononoke. Also because deer and doe are pretty!

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  • daydreamer394

    Boom McBoom.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Boring noun + number = shitty username!

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      • daydreamer394

        Oh damn. Maybe I should opt for a synonym + cliche noun combo.
        Wait you SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE NUMBER?

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        • EccentricWeird

          People are really defensive about their usernames.

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          • DumBelle

            No, yours just sucks, so it's impossible for you to troll this post with that sanctimonious attitude. You're trying way too hard.

            Let me guess, you think people find you eccentric?

            Weird is a useless add on, eccentric is bad enough.

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          • daydreamer394

            I cry myself to sleep every night about it.

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  • Jeaneathean

    I concur.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Yours is adequate.

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  • Shily666

    I dunno about you, but Tumblr has the funniest, weirdest, most confusing usernames on the internet. I mean, spicy-vagina-tacos is a pretty clever name.

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    • EccentricWeird

      They try way too hard to be funny. But here I know the funny ones are often a direct result of True Weirdness.

      Also, I hate numbers in names. That'll set you back 147 points.

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  • SEWnanist23

    Mine is based on My initials and sexual orientation of Onanism (a.k.a the practice of masturbation) OOPS! Rosy dePalma is calling!

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    • EccentricWeird

      Your username is the kind of plebian shit we see on the unwashed parts of the internet. So below us IINers.

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  • not so fancy but its ok ..thanks

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    • EccentricWeird

      It's ... concise?

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  • FinnJakeFan

    Lol. I just did a gender swap version of my sister's name (FionnaCakeFan).

    You should know who I actually am. Awight! People call me weird, crazy, energetic, anime-crazed (big hint). And bonus hint: This face should ring a bell ^¬^. Who am I??

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    • EccentricWeird

      You could be anyone, lots of people on this site have ADD.

      Also, I'm taking off 47 points because your name ends in "fan", and nobody cares if you're a fan of something!

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      • FinnJakeFan

        Jeez... (What about WhoFan4Life? They're a Who fan.) Don't tell NyanStrike ANYTHING about this user. How about that. Please don't tell her about "FinnJakeFan". I made this in case if this ever happened...

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        ADD causes people to be lethargic I think you mean ADHD

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        • EccentricWeird

          In her case it's more like ADHHHHHHHHHD.

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  • Flare94

    I've never been so concerned, or enamored by Usernames that I actually pay them that much mind. I guess they're kind of cool if you think about it. But they're not really different from any others I've seen on other Websites. Usernames I normally see consist on just a play on words, or really really bad dry humor just like on here. I don't know I guess it's based all on perception.

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    • EccentricWeird

      The sort of shitty comment I'd expect from someone with an equally shitty username.

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  • Petrichor.

    I think eBay usernames are better. But there's one user who's funny and intelligent, (from what I've seen of her) and her name is really cool; NeuroNeptunian. Haven't seen any name here that's better than that. But the names here aren't the best, in my opinion.

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    • EccentricWeird

      It's more confusing than amusing.

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  • squirrelgirl

    At least my username rhymes. That's got to count for something right?

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    • dirtybirdy

      High five!

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      • EccentricWeird

        If it rhymed properly it would be "DirtyBirty" or "DirdyBirdy", so I'll have to take off an extra point for a fake rhyme.

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        • myownopinions

          Technically, you could make the same argument for squirrelgirl. To rhyme properly it would either be squirrlgirl or squirrelgirel (depending on you pronounce both squirrel and girl).

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          • EccentricWeird

            You just got an extra ten points.

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        • dirtybirdy

          Nooo!!! I didn't mean to thumb you up. Grrrrrrrrr.

          Now put that point back, plus 103 extras, unless you want me to go all secretary bird style on your trouser snake.

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          • EccentricWeird

            I'm sorry, that would be a breach of my professional integrity as a username rater.

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    • EccentricWeird

      You only get an extra point for that.

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  • AppleMind

    Just wanted to see my user name here. . .

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    • EccentricWeird

      It's zany but it needs to be excessively long.

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  • clevelandashkenaziatheist

    I think a good user name should be descriptive.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Not zany enough.

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  • ilovetoiletrolls

    I agree.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Yours is unusual, but doesn't have enough of a ring to it. 7/10.

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      • ilovetoiletrolls

        Hey I'll take a 7.

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        • EccentricWeird

          Make it a 6, for being too nice.

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          • ilovetoiletrolls

            Eff you bro.

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  • kelili

    The best? Really?

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    • EccentricWeird

      Not yours, definitely.

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      • kelili

        Touché

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  • 69

    who is this?

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    • EccentricWeird

      Who is who?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Is your username one of the unique ones? :)

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    • EccentricWeird

      Yes, obviously.

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  • CrispenCronos

    Rate my name, fool.

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    • EccentricWeird

      -10000000/10

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      • CrispenCronos

        You're pathetic. Give me a real rating before I decide to end you

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        • EccentricWeird

          It's a real rating for a real dickhead.

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          • CrispenCronos

            How am I a dick head? You're the biggest cunt on here

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