Is it normal i’m having trouble with my cousins?

Ok, I’m going to try to keep this post short so I’m only gonna summarize things.

Basically, my cousins are going to move in with us this summer. This isn’t too much of a problem by itself , but there are a few issues.

One: my oldest has a life size gold statue of George W. Bush, and it will be a hassle to move in. my cousin wants it in their room but my mom says we should have it in the backyard.

Two: my second oldest is a porn star, and this conflicts with our family’s religious values, as we believe only women should be in porn.

Third, and last: our youngest cousin is a convicted felon, who was let out of prison recently. The only problem is our dad is a cop, and to make the situation worse our cousin is black and our dad is a trump supporter.

On the bright side they are bringing along their pet rock Nigel and I’m looking forward to smoking alcoholic weed with him, but I need to sort out the other stuff first.