Is it normal i’ve observed this stuff abt the guy i love but never dated/seen naked?

What I’ve observed:

- He has a giant penis

- He’s circumcised

- He has a triangular penis head (at least when soft)

- He dresses to the right (he keeps his penis and scrotum in the right side of his pants/shorts)

- His left testicle appears to hang lower than his right testicle

- The length of his penis and scrotum can vary on different days when he’s not erect

- He uses stalls in public restrooms

- He seems to not use the bathroom when he has an erection and he’s out and about

- With one exception, he always leans forward to hug me when he wants to hug me while he has an erection

- I’ve become familiar with a type of expression he has when he’s turned on

- He seems to not get an erection every time he feels turned on

- He sometimes has a weird expression when he has an erection

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Comments ( 7 )
  • Tommythecaty

    *blank expression

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    • CountessDouche

      Omfg I'm dying. Hahahaha

      He has a triangular penis head.

      The length of his scrotum varies.

      Just...hahahahaha

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      • RoseIsabella

        When I read this I thought of that thing in the Silent Hill 2 movie.

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  • RoseIsabella

    So what you're telling us is that you're a gay dude?

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    • No, I’m a straight woman

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      • RoseIsabella

        I don't believe you. You sound like you're the sort of gay dude who is on the verge of spontaneous combustion you're so on fire... it maybe you're just a lonely, desperate, creepy troll.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nope, you sound like like either the gayest gay dude of all, or just another lonely, creepy troll.

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