Is it normal i am friends with a giant dick?

Like the title says, for all of my life i was friends with this giant dick. I mean in Private he is normally pretty chill, but when we are in public OMG. He is always tries to acts up.

Girls normally seem to like him even though he has unrealistic expectations and fantasies about women, and tries to talk me into things i know i will regret 5 minutes later. And the worst is when you tries to get all "hard" at the worst times. Especially when he is doing that shit early in the morning, like bro I don't have time for your shit, I work. But late at night he always like plz just rub me, i need it....fucking dick

Anyway is it normal to hang out with him?

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29% Normal
Based on 28 votes (8 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • Miezekatz

    you are extremely funny, thank you, hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • RoseIsabella

    He sounds like an asshole, I bet he's nuts too.

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    • Steve2!

      He must really shove his personality down people's' throats if he's hated so much...

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  • miiixo

    lol

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  • Bake34

    "You know that friend who's an asswhole? Yeah he's our asswhole."

    Totally normal. I don't know why we as a society put up with people like this but we do. Lol

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  • Steve2!

    It's not normal to be talking to penises.

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    • at least one person got the elaborate penis pun

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  • MR.SexyJesus

    That's normal, nearly all men have that one special friend

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