Is it normal i am in a relationship with a hippo

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I recently fell in love with Bertha the hippo. We see each other every Thursday at the zoo. Sometimes I climb over the fence and give her a hug. She has quite a bit of bad breath, but that doesn't bother me. She happily rolls onto her back when I call her. I stayed there once at night, undressed and lay on top of her when she rolled onto her back in a flash. The feeling of her skin against my penis was indescribably beautiful.

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  • bigbudchonger
    2 years ago

    Sounds healthy and normal. I am sure you are a very well adjusted young man.

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  • Irizu3748392746483938
    2 years ago

    This is a really Poor attempt at trolling.

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    As long as you do not commit any bestiality acts on her then it should be fine to feel the love with your hippo.

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  • Curiouskitten444
    2 years ago

    Epic

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  • radar
    2 years ago

    Is this a play on that thing about the woman who was having "an affair" with a literal monkey in a zoo? I mean I know it's hard to find a good guy out there sometimes, but damn.

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