Is it normal i am john f. kennedy?

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It's true. I am John Fitzgerald Kennedy - the real one, not the one that got shot by Lee Harvey Oswald. LHO was working for me the entire time, I had my body double assassinated so that I could retire to South America and live a life of ease while having sex with male prostitutes. I was secretly gay the entire time, I had my body double perform sexual intercourse with Marilyn Monroe while I provided J. Edgar Hoover with oral stimulation in the bathroom. Is it normal to be JFK and still alive?

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Based on 7 votes (3 yes)
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  • Rocketrain
    2 years ago

    Sorry that I couldn't come to your 104th birthday but I hope you received my gift monkey I send
    Loving, Elvis Presley.

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  • CreativeMinds69
    2 years ago

    Now let's say you are John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the 35th President of the United States of America who supposedly held your Presidential term from January 30, 1961 to November 22, 1963 because of your supposed death that happened that fateful day. Even if you were still alive, you would be dead by now as you were born in 1917. And if my math does me any good, you are around 104-105 years old. Unless you are a predecessor of the Royal family, Queen Elizabeth the II and Prince Philip etc. (R.I.P.) you would still have died around the respectful age of 83-84. You seem to sound like you are a top shape 16-27 year old rather than an old man having Alzheimer's or heart attacks.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      I am, in fact, over 100 years old. I cannot say that I am in tip-top shape, but gay sex has allowed me to extend my years beyond what is considered normal for most. J. Edgar Hoover's penis was practically a fountain of youth, and I drank deeply from it (if you know what I mean).

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      • CreativeMinds69
        2 years ago

        So, you mean to tell me that the Fountain of Love, Wisdom, and Youth basically turned you into a vampire? Blonde, gay vampire. Interesting.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    There was definitely a shooter that day. Idk if there was a gassy nole but there was a gunshot. You can see by his brain matter exploding. It really is tragic that a good president went out like that.

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    Nope.

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  • litelander8
    2 years ago

    Bro.. lol. No.

    Say you’re reincarnated.

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    I love how you retconned Marilyn Monroe

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    If you're JFK then I am Harry Truman.

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    • CreativeMinds69
      2 years ago

      And I'm Dwight Eisenhower.

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  • LornaMae
    2 years ago

    Sure it's normal. I'm JF, I'm just missing the K and the assassination. Welcome!

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