Is it normal i am the cleverest?

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I am more intelligent than all of you. You are retards and morons. I am a highly educated, highly talented, multi-knowledgable individual. What do you know? Nothing. Ask any subject and
I can tell you something. But you are too dumb to know what I say is right.

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Based on 66 votes (14 yes)

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Freedom_

9 years ago | pl

What is your psychological condition?

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- bitchcraft
  
  9 years ago
  
  He's delusional and has a superiority complex.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Genius savant.
  
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  - Freedom_
    
    9 years ago
    
    Wrong! You lose!
    
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kingofcarrotflowers

9 years ago | pl

So.....you have a google tab open huh?

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  9 years ago
  
  You feeling clever now, is that it? Google took some of their coding from my research.
  
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  - kingofcarrotflowers
    
    9 years ago
    
    I've had a theory for a while now, a joke one but worth a go, does your name begin with a k and are you with Kim kardashian ?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      I must be too dumb I didn't get this hilarious "joke." maybe its you who is with kim kardashian.
      
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        9 years ago
        
        Are you kanye?
        
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Terence_the_viking

9 years ago

Ahem "Most Clever"

You're welcome

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

9 years ago

whats the weather outside my window right now?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Blazing hot as it always is down in the bible belt.
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    9 years ago
    
    simply amazin
    
    its a miracle
    
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anti-hero

9 years ago

Most clever* you fail.

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- Jweezee
  
  9 years ago
  
  I don't mean to defend this arrogant douche but cleverest is correct too.
  
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  - anti-hero
    
    9 years ago
    
    Damn I messed up my own joke. I meant to put most cleverest.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      It still wouldnt make sense anti-shit cause I didn't put most cleverest. This is an example of my superior intelligence. You are the dumbass fail.
      
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      - anti-hero
        
        9 years ago
        
        It's not supposed to make sense peaches.
        
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        9 years ago
        
        Sure whatever panti-hero.
        
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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

¿Como se dice en ingles, hickory dickory dock?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  The same, hickory dickory dock.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    Woo hoo! The mouse ran up the clock.
    
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dirtybirdy

9 years ago

Oh you're sooo superlative.

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- EccentricWeird
  
  9 years ago
  
  Don't insult him, he's a GEENEEOOS!
  
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CountessDouche

9 years ago

Well shit...

I really wish my vagina, aka the chasm of all truth and wisdom, would quit posting things without my knowledge whilst I am napping with my mouth open.

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- eastbeast
  
  9 years ago
  
  Vagina and chasm, two words not seen together usually.
  
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  - CountessDouche
    
    9 years ago
    
    It's a tight chasm, bro
    
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    - eastbeast
      
      9 years ago
      
      Pleased to hear it.
      
      More like a nook perhaps?
      
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    - despuit
      
      9 years ago
      
      lascivious loins - Satanic Bible
      
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- howaminotmyself
  
  9 years ago
  
  I don't remember if you were around when I posted this link. But you just reminded me of it and I think you would appreciate it.
  
  and sorry if it doesn't work, phones are a bitch sometimes.
  
  http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJLotMnfF5w#
  
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  - CountessDouche
    
    9 years ago
    
    Hahaha. That's great.
    
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  - derpyderp
    
    9 years ago
    
    LOL
    
    I played this at work & got some weird looks, first for the style of music then the lyrics. Gold!
    
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    - howaminotmyself
      
      9 years ago
      
      What? Some people don't like show tunes.
      
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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

Sounds just like one of those little boys bragging about how big his tiny dick is, when he knows damn well he's quite poorly endowed.

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPyNI3oMsw&index=16&list=FLDcQUoqjuGHLrFfQAbx5PbQ

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dynamohumm

9 years ago

You know anyone who has to proclaim that they are intelligent usually are pretty stupid. Just saying.

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- despuit
  
  9 years ago
  
  Some of us are just arrogant and want to be proven wrong for a change.... and I like to have fun so just sayin'. :D
  
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  9 years ago
  
  You know anyone who has to say "just saying" at the end of what they is saying are usually not saying much.
  
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  - dynamohumm
    
    9 years ago
    
    I bow to your superior intellect you are obviously from a much higher plane than this mere mortal. You are however still a knob and very possibly a mong.
    
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    - despuit
      
      9 years ago
      
      Indeed just read this "at the end of what THEY IS SAYING"
      
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      - dynamohumm
        
        9 years ago
        
        Huh?
        
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        despuit
        
        9 years ago
        
        Is what MR.Clever said, was agreeing with you only a superior being would use such outrageous grammar.
        
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LaBellesima

9 years ago

Dime algo que me hara sonreir porque me haces reir lol

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

I wrote a similar troll post once.
http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-realize-that-im-better-than-everyone-else-135660/

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tokillanally

9 years ago

I didn't know Redditors use this site.

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- despuit
  
  9 years ago
  
  We are legion, we are on all sites!
  
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Arm0se

9 years ago

The smartest people don't tell you how smart they are. They keep their mouths shut, let you underestimate them, and show you through their actions.

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- despuit
  
  9 years ago
  
  What if that person is cynical to the point they become sheltered and become desperate for interaction and stoop to the lower classes level?
  
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  - JAMJAR
    
    9 years ago
    
    then they were never that bright to begin with lol
    
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    - despuit
      
      9 years ago
      
      Yeah I can understand that, means they were not strong enough of mind to maintain their will. Thanks for the input, have a good day. :)
      
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DolphinAngel

9 years ago

You ain't even old enough to be on this site... Maybe you gain pleasure by trolling people and enjoy them insulting you or laughing at you for your stupidity...

Claiming to be "the cleverest" is so ludicrously foolish...
It would be more intelligent to admit knowing nothing!

You don't even have the guts not to post anonymously!

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Riddler

9 years ago

IIN I am the cleverest?
I do not believe that is proper grammar.

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seekelp

9 years ago

Prove it.

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  9 years ago
  
  Well what's your question then dummy?
  
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  - seekelp
    
    9 years ago
    
    The one you just wrote.
    
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      9 years ago
      
      Huh?
      
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      - despuit
        
        9 years ago
        
        Fail, Mr.Clever was stumpled rumpled xD
        
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howaminotmyself

9 years ago

What's your depositor?

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eastbeast

9 years ago

How can I smell the colour 9?

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- despuit
  
  9 years ago
  
  Why do I know the answer to this, I was hoping this was one I couldn't answer. I even had a whole thing lined up, to be a jackass then one word comes to mind. DAMNIT
  
  ENH..............................synesthesia
  
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EccentricWeird

9 years ago

Okay. You're brilliant. I am bested by your mighty cleverness.

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Pika-girl

9 years ago

...No such word as "cleverest".

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- Pika-girl
  
  9 years ago
  
  Okay, fine! Here's my question!
  
  Describe the relationships with the Alpha kids, the Beta kids, and the Beta kids' parents in Homestuck. Trust me. IT'S. MIND. FUCK.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    9 years ago
    
    Got no idea what your talking about. I think it must be something retarded on tv and not something for a clever person like me.
    
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    - Pika-girl
      
      9 years ago
      
      AHAHAHA! So you AREN'T the "cleverest"! You don't even know what Homestuck IS! The cleverest person would know!
      
      BTW It's a webcomic. Go check it out. It, like, exercises the brain by handling the capacity of weird-ass junk if you are ready for holding more knowledge.
      
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      - Pika-girl
        
        9 years ago
        
        Hell yussie like Andrew Hussie! I won.
        
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