Is it normal i could eat seagulls?

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I got into an argument with this woman recently about whether or not I could live longer than her or any other woman on a deserted island. Many of these islands likely are inhabited by birds, or else birds feel compelled to stop by these islands from time to time. Having done my fair share or engineering work in my time, I'm fairly positive that I could construct some for of crude trap out of trees or whatever else might be available on said island, and live by eating seagulls and other assorted birds that visit. I don't experience PMS and the food cravings associated with it, so I'm pretty sure I'd be content just eating birds every day.

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  • KholatKhult
    1 year ago

    No chance buddy
    As a bigger, stronger, male I am catching all your seagulls at a faster rate and gifting them all to my bride so she can pms as much as her little lady heart desires

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    • Vvaas
      1 year ago

      im the biggest and strongest male

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety
        1 year ago

        Not any stronger than me.

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        • Vvaas
          1 year ago

          oh yeah well lets have an arm wrestle to see who is strongest meet me behind mcdonalds at 8 pm

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  • LloydAsher
    1 year ago

    Better chance to catch fish with your bare hands.

    Just saying that if you are on an isolated island theres a good chance that the seagulls there dont take you as an occasional food dispenser, so they arent just gonna land right next to you. You will have just a high of a chance catching a songbird.

    Better just to take a stick, sharpen it into a spear. Or weave a fish trap out of twigs or vines. Takes a lot less effort.

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  • Ewwcheesecake
    1 year ago

    I mean seagull cant taste that bad right? Similar to duck or goose maybe?

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    Id just play dead and then strangle vultures

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  • raisinbran
    1 year ago

    You’re eating seagulls like an idiot, picking feathers out of your teeth, meanwhile they’re flying me to the mainland with seagull powered aircraft I’ve built.

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
    1 year ago

    You'd be eating whatever you could to stay alive, not just seagulls. My main concern is, will that island have what you need to make fire, and do you know how to utilize those materials?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    wash em down with a nice cupa cawfee

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  • uou
    1 year ago

    Survival of the fittest i guess

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