Is it normal i don’t think birds or australia is real?

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Don’t even know why i’m asking because as long as you’re not a sheep you would realize that birds are actually robotic surveillance drones created by the CIA and that Australia isn’t real. But you FUCKING liberals are so indoctrinated in your lame stream media you’re too stupid to realize it. That’s why my kids are homeschooled, so I don’t have to put them in these liberal indoctrinated camps where they teach lies all day.

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago | pl

    I live in Australia and I can confirm that it isn't real. All the buildings and scenery are made of cardboard if you get up close enough

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    • CozmoWank
      4 years ago

      Crickey!!
      I always figured them platypus was some imaginary creatures. Like that's what happens when a duck & a beaver fuck.

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    • Ellenna
      4 years ago

      Yeah and you and I aren't real either, right?

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Take your medication.

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    • palehorse
      4 years ago

      I think this is a troll, RoseIsabella...

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago

        You honestly NEVER know in this world....

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        • palehorse
          4 years ago

          Poe's Law, eh?

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    I can assure you Australia is real. I actually live on an island just off of Australia... I go onland to do shit every day

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    • SwickDinging
      4 years ago

      How rude!

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago

        I know right. I lived in nsw, apparently that's nor real. I lived in numerous towns in vic apparently thats not real. I have lived in WA... Any way I have lived in a lot of places in auz.. Hey Swick if you get into Australia and want somewhere nice to live I recommend Kiama! I lived there for about 4 years when I was younger. It's a beautiful town in nsw about an hour or 2 out of sydney. One of the best places to live, highly recommended!

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        • SwickDinging
          4 years ago

          I've already lived here for years, I just am classed as a "temporary visitor" according to my visa. Which is funny since I own a home and all of my children were born here... My husband and I both have jobs that Australia is desperate for so they keep sponsoring new visas for us and probably will indefinitely. Before the kids I was adamant I didn't want citizenship because I wanted to stay free, but now the kids are here it just makes me feel irresponsible. Like... What if something unexpected happened and we had to leave? Can't just leave the kids here on their own. We'd have to take them back to... The UK! Noooooooooo!! I had a nightmare about that once haha.

          I've been to Kiama. It was so beautiful, you're right. I'm not into Sydney though so not sure I'd live there because that would be my main big city. I prefer the bogan shithole small towns. They are more my scene. You know where you stand with those people, it's a simple yet pleasant life.

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          • [Old Memory]
            4 years ago

            Simple yet pleasant... I agree

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    4 years ago

    You are definitely a liberal yourself

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  • theredsparrow
    4 years ago

    This gave me whiplash

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  • RandomNumbers
    4 years ago

    Excuse me what the fuck?

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  • paramore93
    4 years ago

    There are 400 billion birds on the planet, some species we haven't even discovered yet. They can't all be robots, unless the robot birds are building their own secret robot bird army. DUN DUN DUNNNN.

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  • lolamanilow77
    4 years ago

    Austrailia is real, with real and beautiful people... are YOU??

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    4 years ago

    Oh no! My pigeons are an illusion! Does that make the free blueberry scones that are in the break room illusions too? Meh, whatever. They're damn tasty illusions!

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago

    Can't wait for your next post...
    "The Earth is flat and science is a conspiracy made by liberals to dumb us down"

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  • litelander8
    4 years ago

    Well they do have Purr-fect spies.

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  • iEatZombies_
    4 years ago

    Walp, I knew Charli.m was too good to be true.

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