Is it normal i found a cockroach in my mouth?

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I woke up today and as usual before brushing I rinsed my mouth with water once. When I spat out the water I found a roach that was about an inch long. It was dead. I have been told I sleep with my mouth open sometimes so maybe that is how it got in. IIN?

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    Damn, so that's where the little cock went...

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    bugs for breakfast eh?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Congratulations you solved the riddle.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        In my country bugs are a delicacy.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          9 years ago

          yall northwesterners are truly an odd bunch

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        ahh the backstory

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          More like homage.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            9 years ago

            shouldnt it be bugforbreakfast?

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Give it to Timone and Pumba as a wedding gift, they'll love it. After the wedding, invite them over your home to eat the rest of your bugs, they'll love you.

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  • Dulse.
    9 years ago

    I'd tape my mouth shut after something like that. Those little fellas freak me out!

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    You should spray a bunch of roach poison in your mouth so that doesn't happen again.

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    • Crusades_
      9 years ago

      Hey! Wanna share a cockroach? I'll take the roach, you take the cock...

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I don't understand why you didn't offer to share it with those you care for? How rude! And to spit it out? Don't you know that roaches have lots of good protein? So wasteful.

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  • LifeTheRide
    9 years ago

    Ew. Try to sleep with your mouth closed. Another thing you could do is spray cockroach spray around your room. Then, if there's any more, they'll die.

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  • OtherSide
    9 years ago

    Your roommate has some explaining to do.

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