Is it normal i have a pet potato?

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Is it normal I have a pet potato named Roland? I'm thinking of having him neutered cause he's a horny little spud. He likes to dry hump people's ankles. He's also fathered a good many unwanted tater tots. Bad Roland, bad.

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Based on 10 votes (7 yes)
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  • EternallyHis
    5 years ago

    Potato = Food
    Potato ≠ Pet

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Pet=food?

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      • EternallyHis
        5 years ago

        NO!!!

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Let me eat it.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      5 years ago

      Cannibal!

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      • IrishPotato
        5 years ago

        Yes. Exactly.

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  • Ummitsstillme
    5 years ago

    But can you count to potato?

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  • LornaMae
    5 years ago

    Is he in heat? You should hook him up with a nice Christian stick of butter.

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