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I absolutely hate my in-laws, especially the matriarch.
Whenever they visit, I blow my nose into the steak marinade and mix it good and proper. I run the sausages between my buttcheeks before throwing them on the grill. I also take a piss into the coffee and lick the plates when they aren’t looking.
I see why the in-laws do not like you. You have the maturity of a middle school girl.
Ewww! Grilling the sausages is gonna kill anything they pick up when you smear them in the disgusting ecosystem that exists in your butt-crack due to your poor toilet hygiene, but adding pork fat to that reeking disaster zone is pretty disgusting.
Does the SO know? I would think your looking at a divorce if she finds out.
I taking this as you are a male because males are gross or do gross stuff more often. Are you also putting the semen in foods and drinks.
Fish semen is actually something that people eat in some countries, so a few spoons of toilet water will do a better job over semen.
And no, my SO doesn’t know. I do these things while she’s fetching her folks, so no one is around to see it. The objective of the mission is to get back at them without getting caught.
Be passive agressive or outright confronational, but never fuck with people's food.