Is it normal i just won the lottery!

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Received an email to say that I have just won 46 million pounds in the Nigerian lottery! I don't even remember entering, but they assure me all they need are my bank details and the money is mine! What are the chances?! Fuck this shit bitchez, I'm going to the Maldives!

is it normal I just won the lottery?

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37% Normal

Based on 46 votes (17 yes)

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adolpholiverbush

8 years ago

A guy runs into the house and says, "Pack your bags Honey, I just hit the lottery!" She says, " That's great!Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" He responds, "I don't care. Just get the f**K out!"

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Best joke ever! XD
  
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cocknballs

8 years ago

Awesome! Quit your job immediately and give your boss the finger.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Mhm! First thing Monday! I'll do more than that, I'm gonna kick him in the balls.
  
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flyingnostalgia

8 years ago

I really hope you are kidding, or else this is really sad...in many ways.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Why sad? I haven't given my details yet, I'm still reeling from this epic win. I'm not a greedy man, when I claim it you can have one million.
  
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cocknballs

8 years ago

Stop trolling people. If you can't be sincere you don't belong here.

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Insanitybxtch

8 years ago

Damn you're stupid.
Have a fun time getting scammed~

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cocknballs

8 years ago

When you point out something so painfully obvious, this is the only response I can give. Obviously OP is joking.

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Charli.m's_Messy_Period

8 years ago

Congratulations. Be sure to give them all your personal information.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Yes, yes of course! Once I have all my details I'll submit them.
  
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HarmoniousNaturalGroping

8 years ago

Du bist so ein verdammter Dummkopf , nicht wahr? Es ist eindeutig ein Betrug , Handlanger .

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- Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
  
  8 years ago
  
  That wasn't too shabby, it's getting better.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  What? Don't worry, I'll hire my own personal translator to translate things for me. Pretty sure you just said congratulations so thank you!
  
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  - Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
    
    8 years ago
    
    He called you a fool.
    
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dinz

8 years ago

You will need to thank the Prince of Nigeria for your winnings, remember when he sent you that email giving you the lucky numbers?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I didn't think of that! I should definitely send him a thank you email, along with my credit card details just in case they lose my first email.
  
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  - dinz
    
    8 years ago
    
    Great stuff, CC me into the email should the email not get thru, I'll send it again should he not receive it.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      You're a legend, I'll be sending you one million your way.
      
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TheDentist

8 years ago

You poor, ignorant fool...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  When I'm filthy rich, I will donate some of my money to you so you can start your own dental clinic.
  
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  - HarmoniousNaturalGroping
    
    8 years ago
    
    I already have my own clinic, I drive a Porsche, and have 6 Rolex watches. Trust me, you don't need to donate money to me.
    
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    - TheDentist
      
      8 years ago
      
      I'm pretty sure he was talking to me, kid.
      
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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

Congratulation! If you are looking for an investment, I've got this bridge I can sell you, cheap.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Of course, of course. I will name it Sailors Bridge.
  
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  - TrumpNation
    
    8 years ago
    
    The Gypsy Sailors Bridge
    
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    8 years ago
    
    For that, I'll knock 100k off the price!
    
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- Tbrand
  
  8 years ago
  
  *Congratulations.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    8 years ago
    
    Thank you! I'm still over the moon.
    
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- HarmoniousNaturalGroping
  
  8 years ago
  
  My wife, 42 years my junior, enjoys it when I have missionary position sex with her.
  
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Anonymous Post Author

8 years ago

No way, that's what I thought at first but it's totally legit! The email had a logo and everything.

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