Is it normal i'm scared to have a baby

Ever since I was like about 6 years old I've thought about how much fun it would be to have a baby. I always thought about flicking it in it's stupid head or yelling in its face, and shaking it when it cries. I'm scared that babies are too fragile and I wouldn't be able to shake it hard enough to satisfy myself. IIN?

Voting Results
29% Normal
Based on 24 votes (7 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 20 )
  • Hotdogsaregross

    If you ever had a baby and shook them hard enough you would be imprisoned for giving the baby shaken baby syndrome.
    Most babies die or have severe brain damage when this happens and yes the parents usually go to jail.
    No you're not normal and should be sterilized.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • jethro

    Evidently someone must have shaken you a tad too hard when you were a baby. Because you are now an internet troll with brain damage.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • SatansBacon

    Lmao so don't have one? O don't like kids so I won't have them. Nobody is forcing you to reproduce.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Why do you hate babies so much?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • SatansBacon

      Spoiler alert: not everyone likes kids

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Yeah, neither do I. I was just wondering his reasons.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • They are loud, annoying, can't do anything for themselves, and disgusting, and everyone thinks it's just great.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
            -
          • I agree. I don’t hate them, but they make me mad for some reason.

            Comment Hidden ( show )
              -
            • They just make me so angry. I don't want to like kill babies and go to jail, but everything about them seems designed to annoy and they have no positive traits.

              Comment Hidden ( show )
  • RoseIsabella

    You should probably go have yourself spayed, then crawl back under the bridge from whence you came.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • jaystrong

    Babies are defenseless and the one time in life where they are innocent.

    Please do life a favor and stay away from babies. I wish anyone who had a kid knows how you feel so you wouldn't have a second alone with one.

    I'll assume this is a sick joke post. So many children have been hurt or killed by getting beaten, shaked or assaulted. If you don't care please take a look at the child's parents and see the joy in their eyes.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • That's the point. They are defenseless, useless, and never shut the hell up. Are you saying a child never deserves to be beaten?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • jaystrong

        An infant? Hell no they don't deserve to be beaten. How would you like it if someone started beating on you for something you didn't realize "annoyed" someone. Do you constantly feel like anyone that annoys you needs a beating? Come on.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • Any small kid crying deserves to be flicked right in the forehead. They think they're the center of the universe and really they're just an ugly, worthless needy creature who leeches off the world.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
            -
          • jaystrong

            LMAO. Flicked right in the forehead!?!?!

            Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Anyone who doesn't love babies is a troll now? What's good about them at all?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Dustyair

    I got puked on by a baby, they can get away that, and know it ;)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Exactly, it's not right.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • VetusRebellioIudaicum

    Don't have a baby but if the condom rips, then don't get caught shaking it

    Comment Hidden ( show )