Is it normal i may be the next jesus

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I got a circular rash in the palm of my hand, today on easter, the size of the hole created from the spike they shoved in Jesus's hand. It couldn't be a coincidence cause its too weird. I think God may have did it and I'm gonna start reading the Bible.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    My friend's name is Jesus. He came from Mexico.

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  • flamer180
    8 years ago

    Sorry my boy but Im the next Jesus! Step aside fake Jesus.

    In God's name I pray!

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  • Septic115
    7 years ago

    If you are the next Jesus, I am the current Satan. So fuck you all and more importantly fuck you Jesus. Ah this mortal's body will be will join my demons. He has so much 'determination' and 'potential'.

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  • john288
    7 years ago

    no man,you are a morron.

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  • FucksForFunDOTorg
    8 years ago

    Yeah dude you should strap on some concrete shoes and see if you can walk on water.

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    • Jujudog
      7 years ago

      I second this - let us know how you get on OK?

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  • PlebolaVirus
    8 years ago

    Yep. You're definitely on your way to becoming a religious nutcase.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    I have a potato that looks just like Jesus so you will have to wait your turn.

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  • Septic115
    7 years ago

    NOITAERCMAILIVEDAMIDOGAMI

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  • ThingTwo
    8 years ago

    Cool. You need to be on TV as the Son of God.

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  • Pure_Rage
    8 years ago

    You can be 'Jesús' all you want, you'll never be the son of god.

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  • Beep_Beep
    8 years ago

    Jesus had a good publicity agent. See if can learn about advertising.

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  • mostlyabnormal
    8 years ago

    You're delusional, sorry.

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    How do you know what size spike they used on jesus? Seen a photo, have you?

    And are you aware it's been proven by someone trying it that you can't suspend a body weight by nails through the palms of the hands and if jesus existed and if he was crucified, he would've been tied to the cross by the wrists ..... just like all the other thousands of people the romans and other cultures crucified

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    • Fenrirr
      8 years ago

      jesus was an alien

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  • mysistersshadow
    8 years ago

    Don't get carried away unless it starts bleeding. Happy Resurrection Day!

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