Is it normal i narate my bowel movements ?

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I like to narrate my bowel movements like I'm giving birth on a medical drama. I say things like, "she's fully dialated!" and "I see a head! Were starting to crown! It's a boy! There's another one, were having twins! Triplets!" Everyone does this right?

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Based on 19 votes (9 yes)
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  • McBean
    6 years ago

    Sounds kind of fun. You could light symbolic candles before you pull down your pants.

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    • Checkmate_King
      5 years ago

      Stop talkin' out yer ass!

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  • apocalypse819
    5 years ago

    that's freakin funny

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  • SeekNPlay
    5 years ago

    That's so fucking cringe

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  • Darkknight
    6 years ago

    Its a coming, its a coming or how about plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is !

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  • noid
    6 years ago

    Lol, this post is funny.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Record it, and put it on YouTube.

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    • Bazinga
      6 years ago

      Excellent idea. It could be a new series called Dump Drama.

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  • Babygirl17
    6 years ago

    Nope! I just push! Sometimes I'll sing songs to lighten the mood but that's it!!!

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  • Aethylfritha
    6 years ago

    Yeah real normal for a narcisist...

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